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So, last night I blew a second tire up at Boyscout camp. So today I drive it across the street to dannys and have them put the winter tires on. Blizzcaks with studs. Then I drove down to McCarren for an 8 piece and Mashed potatoes. On the way back I get on hwy 80 And blend into this line of cars. we are all going about the same speed. Except this Audi riight on my ass. I glance at the speedomitor it between 110 and 115 can you believe that shit! Tailgated at almost 115MPH
I can believe it from an Audi driver.Quote:
Originally Posted by MTT
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Originally Posted by old goat
Hey I am getting civilized/ I did not show him my gun. Cuz ?? yea
Since I posted that I’ve discovered:Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
She’s very upset because she was so distracted by her foot she forgot a herb she needed for something
She’s very concerned that the channels in her foot will not realign properly
She cannot get up or down stairs without help
But don’t worry because she has her needles with her
I’m staying with amusing, but we will see for how long.
I talk on my cell phone all the time while pumping gasoline.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Hand her a glass of water, tell her it's a 1000x dilution of her magic herb. She'll be right as rain in a jiff.
I broke a toe a couple weeks ago, did a pretty good job on it. The boot they give you makes the pain go away as you walk. She sounds like a neurotic drama queen, millennial or not.
I’ve gone on a bunch of hikes and can run down trails gingerly, I can’t imagine needing help going up stairs but every injury is different I guess? Not trying to be a tough guy, it just doesn’t bug me that much.
8 piece and the Mashed Potatoes is also the name of MTT's band.
If you get rid of some sheds does that mean you're shedding sheds?
How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowe’s?
Now she just told my wife she can’t do acupuncture on her because my wife had a half of a beer earlier. Two thoughts:Quote:
Originally Posted by beece
1. Good.
2. Anything that can’t be done after a half of a beer will not likely often be done around here.
Was commenting on some chat on Youtube for a live video today and someone posted asking for change for a nickel. Small world.
Didn't recognize the username, but they recognized mine and threw out a maggot reference. I chuckled.
Best legal typo ever!
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It amuses me like nothing else when I see like 5 cars in a row hauling ass past me, doing like 100+, but mere inches off each others bumpers like a bunch of idiots... wait for it... about 5 minutes down the road traffic's starting to pile up all of a sudden, and off to the side I see those same 5 cars in a full on pile-up, hoods and trunks smashed up. Radiators hissing. Drivers looking all pissed off and waiving hands. Man, hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. Whew! I needed a good laugh. Thanks for the amusement, guys! :biggrin:
For being in apparently such a big hurry, they sure screwed themselves big time. When tailgaters get their just deserts, it's always a thing of beauty.
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Originally Posted by AustinFromSA
Not seeing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
assfisting, 11th line from bottom (pun intended)Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
haha, jesus I read that like 3 times and didn't see that.
Would it have been different if it were a legal brief?
Well, briefs never stopped no fist, so ..... no.
I know I can trust the voice of experience here.Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
You're internet famous.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
I did not give you access to my pay site.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno