sarcastic remarks can get you banned from Neptune Mountaineering

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Originally Posted by shredgnar

Having not read this entire thread I can say without a doubt that neptune sucks. I was actually going to buy some climbing shoes that day but decided to drive to bent gate instead.

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Did you politely tell them to go F*ck themselves, or is that just for journalists?

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Originally Posted by smolakian

Your attempts to invalidate this place are useless. You'd have better luck trying to travel back in time to assasinate Al Gore before he could invent the internet.

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Ouch,BooYah!

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Originally Posted by Headcase22

I spoke to a buddy of mine, who heli guides in Valdez

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I can't believe you know someone who lives in AK, let alone is a heli guide. Fuck me. You just might be the most badass Neptune employee ever. They should add you to the wall.

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Originally Posted by Headcase22

By the way, i live in CB

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Nice try retard. Thank you for playing.

I'm sure theres plenty of Audi driving douchebags in Boulder with more cash than skill that only feel core when they shop at a store with employees who are dripping with attitude. Between those folks and the endless supply of rich east coast kids attending CU who want to be ultra core as soon as they hit town, a shop like that doesn't need business from a bunch of penny pinching powder maggots (not that theres anything wrong with that). I'm just saying these guys will probably thrive just as well without your business, so give it a rest and move on to the next flame war because this one is boring.

Neptune Mountaineering could stay in business alone by only selling carabiners to the CU students who don't climb but instead attach them to their backpacks. With a 'biner on your backpack and a North Face jacket, you too can be as hardcore as a Neptune Mountaineering employee.

Just posting to mark my place in this epic saga. Yes, I did read the whole thing.

And probably the best thing to come out of this is the R. Ski Emery alias. Strong work there, reminiscent of Mr. Pound Key (though not yet in the same league).

You know what I get when I google Neptune Mountaineering bad customer service cheap gear scam boulder ski shop tele boarding Colorado front range gay porn fagknob douchenozzel soy spud sucking garmont scarpa sucking arrogant assholes?

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

You know what I get when I google Neptune Mountaineering bad customer service cheap gear scam boulder ski shop tele boarding Colorado front range gay porn fagknob douchenozzel soy spud sucking garmont scarpa sucking arrogant assholes?

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http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...105357&page=12

Some riveting arguments in this thread... glad I've been keeping tabs.

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Originally Posted by SL

So anytime someone has a different opinion, you challenge them to a rando race or question their abilities.

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Yeah, he's known for that around here. :nonono2: :rolleyes: (That's pure sarcasm, just in case some don't get it).


Once again, thanks to this forum, I got a heads up on something I likely never would have heard of otherwise -- in this case; a store I'll never set foot in.

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Originally Posted by MassLiberal

I will now put you on ignore, as you obviously have no idea what you are talking about, and I have no desire to read the posts of another CB dirtbag who will never amount to anything.

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Feel free to put me on ignore as well, since I'm a CB dirtbag who will never amount to anything, nor do I have any idea what I'm talking about. :nonono2:

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Originally Posted by goldenboy

Feel free to put me on ignore as well, since I'm a CB dirtbag who will never amount to anything, nor do I have any idea what I'm talking about. :nonono2:

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oh take it easy, you're not a complete asshole at least.

i like this thread. adimmen is def a car shuttling homo. ;)

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Originally Posted by mud

Maybe one day he might even learn to mount his own skis.

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I'm confused why he had to get his boots from a retail shop.

And to Uncle Crud, my last comment was badly written and meant to be general, not directed at you specifically.

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Originally Posted by DJSapp

reminiscent of Mr. Pound Key (though not yet in the same league).

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GAH! He who must not be mentioned.

Neptune sold me prairie dog poison.

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Originally Posted by SL

....my last comment was badly written and meant to be general, not directed at you specifically.

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It still is poorly written.

are U ever gonna leave?

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Originally Posted by Headcase22

This is funny. I just ran across this forum and had to laugh. I laughed because i was there the night this whole thing went down.

I was in the boot area getting my new Spirit 4's molded the whole time this adimmen guy was there. Adimmen came in with his big reverse camber spatula looking skis and TLT bindings. He had such an attitude and was only concerned with bashing on the guy's working there. Adimmen didn't make it clear that his boots were on hold there and they didn't have his size in back. Once adimmen stopped being so sarcastic and bashing the guy he finally figured out they were on some hold shelf somewhere else. While the guy went in back to get his boots adimmen got on his phone to tell someone, in a loud manner, that these guys suck. Everyone in the boot area could hear him cussing.

The neptune guy came back with the boots and adimmen was just awful to him and kept demanding to get the next size down but they didn't have it. The neptune guy was trying to get his info on the ski ticket for shop work and adimmen would not give him his correct height and weight. Adimmen just kept saying to put it down like that because he didn't want to prerelease. Adimmen, don't you know you can set your own din's???

Well, all i know is adimmen was a true ass and i and all the other customers were surprised that the neptune guy took all his crap. By the way, when adimmen left the store all the customers and the guy's working there just laughed at what a front range poser this guy was.

Also, Bent Gate truly does suck. My girlfriend went in there last year to get sized for some spirit 3's. She's a size 9 women's. At least 5 guy's in there said she a was a 27.5. I could get 4 finger's behind the heel. They've mismounted my dynafit's on my goode ski's not knowing to mount the spirit's to dynafit differently. They didn't want to work with me on the mismount. I also tried to get info on a climb in clear creek canyon and no one in there could help me. Shouldn't they know, it's their backyard?

Adimmen, i'm glad they banned you from the store. You were a true prick and you deserved it. It's people like you that need to shop online. Now go take your big poser ski's and ski loveland pass with the other loser's that don't want to hike and earn their turns.

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Bump de bump bump, don't you have a class to go to Adimmen?

Wait, he came in with big reverse camber spatula looking skis and TLT bindings. No wonder everyone laughed.

It is a very close race guys.....but I think SL just pulled ahead of Jwolter7 for the Gold Medal in the douchebag Olympics. Good teamwork though.

im amazed at the traffic this thread has seen

23k in a weeks time.

then factor in that this is at the top of page 2 of a google search is mindblowing.

id really also hope that the people responding to this thread arent officially affiliated with NM. Its just astounding to me the lack of professionalism this implies.

i guess it really is true that for every 1 positive report there are 10 negative ones....or just ONE really big one. damn.

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Originally Posted by tommyphill

It is a very close race guys.....but I think SL just pulled ahead of Jwolter7 for the Gold Medal in the douchebag Olympics. Good teamwork though.

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Tell me what's up tommyphill.

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Originally Posted by tommyphill

It is a very close race guys.....but I think SL just pulled ahead of Jwolter7 for the Gold Medal in the douchebag Olympics. Good teamwork though.

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Originally Posted by SL

Tell me what's up tommyphill.

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Isn't that what he just did?

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Originally Posted by SoCalSoWhat

Isn't that what he just did?

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No I wanted to hear his explanation, we need more humor tonight. I thought he could provide some.

If you need some humor...there is a joke thread floating around. You should check that out.
This thread is about Neptune Mountaineering....and people's opinion of their customer service. I have never been there...won't ever go there.
My observations regarding the douchebag olympics were just that....observations. I don't know, maybe you deserve the Silver. It is hard to objectively determine the winner. But if you two continue to chime in as if you are going to win something...maybe we could get you guys a cookie.
Did you guys evolve from the elusive, not well known, Fagosaurus Rex?

Back inna day when me and Lana wuz hangin out in Boulder dem douches at Neptune tried to give me some shit. Womp!! Stompanato!