That wasn't market research. That was a story about my buddy who opened a dealership less than a year ago and is already moving 90 cars in a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by tbssux
WTF is wrong with you?
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That wasn't market research. That was a story about my buddy who opened a dealership less than a year ago and is already moving 90 cars in a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by tbssux
WTF is wrong with you?
Hey, take a breath calm down, I'm just fucking with you a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless
Is that you road raging when you didn't get to smoke weed before driving? From your posts, I figured fatter and angrier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless
Thanks again for all the entertainment these past few pages. It's clear you did some detailed market research and you're ready to have a great car dealership.
Are you not able to drive after smoking weed? Lol. That's fucking pathetic.
You must be a serious light weight.
Still with the fat jokes huh? Are you able to come up with something that makes sense?
Big doober before Christmas Eve church! Higher than a kite is the only way to do the candle light service. Would recommend.
I prefer not to with kid in car. And if I did like to drive high with kid in the car, I wouldn't brag about it on the internet. Different strokes, I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless
LMAO, is that the secret? I haven't done the church thing in eons, but will give that a try if I ever feel the need to go again. Actually,last time i went i had a hard time staying awake sober.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless
I thought about you last night. My Mom got me a new bib called the Baker Bib... Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
So there you have it. Merry Christmas Bobby.
Are you dishonest all the time or just here?Quote:
Originally Posted by tbssux
You have a hard time telling the truth apparently.
I'm not Christian, so I may have it wrong, but aren't you guys supposed to be jolly today?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless
And, no. I don't smoke before driving children. I also don't get 'kinda road ragey' if i drive without smoking first. That must suck. Have you tried meditation?
I get it that you can't handle your weed. What a lil bitch. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by tbssux
You'd puke after a session with me.
Im also a Trustafarian. Totally different religion. Cannabis is a sacrament. Jah bless.
Wait... So it's all good if you put everyone else at risk with your high driving but not your own kid....Quote:
Originally Posted by tbssux
If you can't drive a car after smoking weed.... You are a Grade A pussy bro.
LOLOLOL.
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Do trustafarians worship both Jah and money? I know rastas worship Jah and I know trust funders worhsip money. Sorta a prosperity gospel combo thing for the trustafarians? (but just swap out Joel Osteen with Bob Marley, I suppose).Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless
I try to line up the weed with arrival at the hill, trailhead etc. Not with the commute.
You're liking the "lol" thing today.
I like weed and money. Guess that counts.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
Watch that turn exit in the SL65BS... Jesus.
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Originally Posted by tbssux
I looked into it a little. The truatsfarian sect also requires that their followers pretend to be less inherited than they actually are. Don't think that quite applies to you. (They're also heavily centered in Boulder, santa Cruz and a few other locales).Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless
You'd fall under: wealthy southerner who smokes weed.
Edit to add: wealthy fat southerner who smokes weed and posts with "lol" lingo like a 15 year old.
Do you have a eating disorder or are you just an extremely vain person?Quote:
Originally Posted by tbssux
"LOL" isn't lingo Masters Degree. It's called an acronym.
Hey Bobby, Can you run WDDHH7GB7EA978790 for me?
2014 E63 AMG wagon with 57,500 for $59,500.
Would love to hear your thoughts as well. Just need to convince the wife....
Thanks
It's just entertaining to watch the guy who describes his online persona as 'a troll thing' take fat jokes so personal. Bobby bada$$ keep acting like Bobby-been-bullied, it's fun to watch/slightly pathetic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless
Also, you seem a little caught up on the whole Master's degree thing. Smoke some weed chill out.
This review was full of funnies.Quote:
Originally Posted by detrusor
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews...on-test-review
wouldn't it be awesome if tbssux was digitaldeath alias, omfg!!! amirite?!?! lolololol
I wish. That dude is cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by k2skier112
DD is a associate and buys fleets of AMGs from me. I know him well.Quote:
Originally Posted by k2skier112
He's also quite a bit funnier than tbssux.
I just figured someone with a Masters would know what a acronym is.Quote:
Originally Posted by tbssux
If all you can think of is fat jokes then have at it. I figured you were more intelligent than that. I don't take the jokes personally because I'm not fat (see P90X3). At this point you sound like a broken record. "drive kids high" "you're fat" "go smoke some weed" (repeat...repeat...repeat...)
You don't bring any value to TGR (unlike me)... The least you could do is try and be funny.
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Upon further examination It is probably a good idea for me to work on not being fat as tbssux has said multiple times.
I am going to suspend the carfax service so I can focus more on being a attractive person.
tbssux has shown me that being thin is far more important than helping people.
I am in your debt tbssux. Wish me luck on quest!