The Spankey's problems all have to do with their pitching. Their offense is going to put up a ton of runs...much of the time enough to win regardless of their pitching. Maybe when Hot Carl comes back, or they sign Clemens, or shit when hell freezes over. Personally I'm hoping they come in dead last and Torre gets pissed, resulting in Gayambi roid raging and killing half the team.
Side note: If you didn't grow up in NYC, have family from there, or live there for an extended amount of time you have no business being a Yankee's fan. It's like the douchers that are Notre Gay fans and Detroit Redwings fans although they've never stepped foot into South Bend or Detroit and never will. Douchers.