Take it to the things that amuse you thread.;)
Back on track, people that pull up to a fueling station and maybe they fuel, maybe they just go inside and shop. Either way there is no spot at the pumps for those of us who just want to put gas in our vehicles. This AM I pull in and there is a Sprinter Van (don't get me started) blocking both pumps and not doing anything. I walk up to his window (on his phone) and ask if he is fueling? "In a minute" he says.
I suggested he perform a sexual act upon himself.
I think he was more annoyed than amused.