Shit that annoys you

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Originally Posted by Boissal

Did someone shit in your cereal?
This isn't about riding the bike, I have a rigid post in there now. This is about UPS and the fact that they're as slow on the fucking draw as you are. Are you waiting on a reading comprehension guide that they're shipping to you? It's gonna be a while before you get a clue if that's the fucking case

Which reminds me, Illiterate twatwaffles who can't comprehend 3 sentences annoy me.

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This is pretty good, but I bet he can tear people to shreds in French.

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

kinda a given but jim carrey movies that are not the truman show annoy the fuck outta me.

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yeah, well, that's because he's pretty annoying.

That said, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a great movie, IMO, and he's not annoying in it.

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Originally Posted by babybear

I kind of think the data should prove out. in a 50/50 household the toilet seat would need to be down for probably 65-70% of the time so shouldn’t it fall on the minority use to adjust for their preference?

i was away for awhile and saw something like 8 pages of arguing over left hand turners blocking views of right hand turners (ftr BS) so thought we needed to keep this topic going for a few more pages ��

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At least we're not exerting a somewhat selfishly possessive sense of the toilet seat or demanding certain configurations.

Confronted with the down requirement will lead to splatters as well.

And I'd be careful about mucking around with those minorities lest another federal program manifest in mandating separate bathrooms.

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Originally Posted by KQ

The toilet seat belongs in the down position.

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Ok but there’s a pretty good chance my 14 yr old isn’t gonna bother to put it up and he’s not exactly a marksman so...

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

kinda a given but jim carrey movies that are not the truman show annoy the fuck outta me.

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Agreed. I rewatched the Truman Show a few weeks ago and was blown away. When I saw it ages ago I was too young or dumb to realize how spectacularly dark it was. It also really foreshadowed 'reality tv'.

people that don’t pull their weight at work thus creating more unnecessary work for others. fuck.


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Originally Posted by Brownski

Ok but there’s a pretty good chance my 14 yr old isn’t gonna bother to put it up and he’s not exactly a marksman so...

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Make him clean the toilet, then. He'll NEVER leave the lid down again. Ever.

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What is it with 14 yo boys? Thing#3 used to piss in the general direction of the toilet at that age. He's still a slob but he's gotten better. And we make him clean the toilets.

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Originally Posted by ötzi

This is pretty good, but I bet he can tear people to shreds in French.

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What you and everyone else here should be focused on is: Did either of Boi B's nitrogen-charged extra-cushy First-World seat posts finally made it in as promised?
Or did the shippers of the world again conspire to deny his dreams of style-crushing the sickest runs at the resort with the finest bespoke gear?

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Originally Posted by highangle

What you and everyone else here should be focused on is: Did either of Boi B's nitrogen-charged extra-cushy First-World seat posts finally made it in as promised?
Or did the shippers of the world again conspire to deny his dreams of style-crushing the sickest runs at the resort with the finest bespoke gear?

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Still waiting :biggrin:
Delivery may happen today in which case I'll spare my nads another beatdown and return to the lovely feeling of riding on a pillow instead of a pogo-stick intent on smashing my testes.

Edit: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK the pressure is so intense right now!!! My nuts can't take it.

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Originally Posted by mtnjam

This! I was at a stop light behind some douche and he's tossing out little bits and pieces of trash out of his sunroof. The light turns green, he's still tossing his trash, not paying attention to where he even is driving, just about sideswipes another vehicle, so I lay on my horn as I see him reach down again to pick up more shit on the floor or under the seat, in doing so he just about hits his head on the roof of the car and pulls over in a turn lane while cussing me out, asking me...."What the fuck is your problem dude?" I keep driving and yell at him to next time use a proper garbage can.

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These have to be the same people who won't get vaxed.

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

https://assets.bonappetit.com/photos...inals-door.jpg
That’s a pretty awesome pissoir.

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Christ you almost smell how disgusting that is, oof!

BTW - I was only trying to help a buddy out with his need for an argument. Toilet seat position is not an issue in my house. My biggest issue with it is dirty paw prints on the seat.

Likewise, I was only trying to help.

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Originally Posted by mtnjam

This! I was at a stop light behind some douche and he's tossing out little bits and pieces of trash out of his sunroof. The light turns green, he's still tossing his trash, not paying attention to where he even is driving, just about sideswipes another vehicle, so I lay on my horn as I see him reach down again to pick up more shit on the floor or under the seat, in doing so he just about hits his head on the roof of the car and pulls over in a turn lane while cussing me out, asking me...."What the fuck is your problem dude?" I keep driving and yell at him to next time use a proper garbage can.

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I would have reported him. Littering makes me see red.

This one time... in college.... I was late for class because I stopped to yell at an asshole tossing trash out of his car in parking lot and was rather conspicuous upon entering the room. The Prof who was in a bad mood demanded to know why I couldn't make it on time and I told him exactly what I had done. He paused for a moment and said "10 bonus points!" LOL!

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Originally Posted by Boissal

Still waiting :biggrin:
Delivery may happen today in which case I'll spare my nads another beatdown and return to the lovely feeling of riding on a pillow instead of a pogo-stick intent on smashing my testes.

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You must have meditated on it? "Serenity now!", amirite?
I'll remember that shit next time my automatic pool cover doesn't retract correctly.

Alexis? Wait, so is Boissal a chick? If so, the nuts part has me really confused. But then avatar is wearing a skirt.

People that have to have the last word when texting are annoying. Maybe I'm one of them and that's why it's annoying? Possibly, but still. The conversation is over but they have to send one last text. Kinda gets my competitive juices flowing though. Just went to like 10 extra texts with this lady because I decided she wasn't gonna win. But finally I gave up. Annoying.

Perhaps she was into you?

I am a fine piece of well-aged man meat so probably so.

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Originally Posted by mtnjam

This! I was at a stop light behind some douche and he's tossing out little bits and pieces of trash out of his sunroof. The light turns green, he's still tossing his trash, not paying attention to where he even is driving, just about sideswipes another vehicle, so I lay on my horn as I see him reach down again to pick up more shit on the floor or under the seat, in doing so he just about hits his head on the roof of the car and pulls over in a turn lane while cussing me out, asking me...."What the fuck is your problem dude?" I keep driving and yell at him to next time use a proper garbage can.

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Shoulda laid low and seen where he was going. Then if he parked somewhere with his sunroof open, find the nearest trash can and just dump it into his car via open hole on his roof. Of course not everyone has time to waste like that, but could've been epic.

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Originally Posted by ötzi

I am a fine piece of well-aged man meat so probably so.

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I think there's a lot of pent up demand from Covid. I've had some strange encounters with women in the past month.

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Originally Posted by Timberridge

Alexis? Wait, so is Boissal a chick? If so, the nuts part has me really confused. But then avatar is wearing a skirt.

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We love extra letters in French, especially silent ones, but here in the US people insist on pronouncing everything and it turns my extremely manly name into the lady version. It's a dude's name everywhere else it's used (Russia & Greece mostly).
I've started signing all my emails Alexi(s), it avoids hilarious confusion the first time I actually pick up the phone when someone I've emailed with realize I'm a dude.

Which reminds me: butchering someone's name the 1st time you pronounce it is fine (and expected). The next 478 times after you've been corrected, it's heinously disrespectful. One of my coworkers just can't process the silent S and goes back and forth between Alex and Alexisssssss. His name's Paul, I called him Bob on a call the other day, he full-on shat himself in rage.

I bet you're real particular about your crème de cassis too, amirite?


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Originally Posted by highangle

I bet you're real particular about your crème de cassis too, amirite?

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I'd come up with something witty but I got a delivery notification so...

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Originally Posted by ötzi

People that have to have the last word when texting are annoying. Maybe I'm one of them and that's why it's annoying? Possibly, but still. The conversation is over but they have to send one last text. Kinda gets my competitive juices flowing though. Just went to like 10 extra texts with this lady because I decided she wasn't gonna win. But finally I gave up. Annoying.

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Send an emoji like a thumbs up. That pretty much ends the convo IMO.