The Ghost of Cyber Cop faked Cyber Cop's death...
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The Ghost of Cyber Cop faked Cyber Cop's death...
folically challenged doesnt refer to Evmo hair on his head;).
BWIPA really wants to move to Pa.; he just doesn't want to admit it.
schindlerpiste is already in PA; he just doesn't want to admit it.
Goldmember has punished his liver so bad, he now wears depends.
Bushwacker does not consider "Gerbilling" a vice
The nickname "Stone-Free" refers to an unfortunate childhood accident with a Veg-O-Matic.
Irul&ublo stays up all night long trying to figure out how he's going to get the rust off his penis. :fm:
MonkeyMan would like to volunteer to help Irul&ublo with that problem.
jwelch is serving a life conviction in solitary confinement for embezzeling 40 bazillion dollars from General Electric
This one time, at band camp, GoldMember actually spray-painted his member gold, and whipped it out in front of his camp counselor to show it off.
el chup once thought he was growing a pubic hair - until he pissed out of it.
Steve secretly yearned to be the last post on this thread....
mrryde secretly yearns for steve's affection
ninjabirdman is actually a pirate lizard
Plakespear not only kicked cancer's ass, but also kicked Chuck Norris's too
Rontele is really Rontelle, a former member of the drag-queen tribute to '60s girl groups "The Can't-telles," who was booted out of the band when (s)he came out of the closet during a USO tour of Bakalakadakistan. (S)he now spends his/her time swabbing down the stalls in Chi-town's finest adult bookstores.
Rontele is packing his bags because he knows Chuck is on the way over to fuck his shit up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Obstruction is indeed a helmet tester, but usually spits rather than swallows during his usual course of bidness...
Stone-Free is actually not free of stones at all and he checks all of his friends for hemorrhoids whether they want him to or not.
It is stone-free's silhouette in his avatar - he's the one in the wig & heels, on his knees.
Steve, is really named Stevie. Stevie likes to masturbate to Mick Fleetwood drum solos.Quote:
Originally Posted by steve
steve was so busy wishing stone-free would kneel in front of HIM that he didn't notice that elchupacabara had already exposed that secret in the last page
edit: SHIT . . . keoni is a donkey puncher allright, but he does it to actual donkeys
ninjabirdman is not a ninja, nor does he know how to fly. He tried once and invented SkiBASE.
skat is better is really Brett, and he felched Summit all night long.
sheb ra is bretts rump ranger
SheRa can't feel it in the rump. She's got sphincter fatigue.
Above said tool shed didn't in fact expose anything about previous poster, let alone a hidden secret.
With that stated, above poster is missing a grease gun from their shed, presumably taken by freaks~in~creeks who used it to milk his(her) cat.
Wang"hoeby" didn't know how to spell hobby.
P_McPoser was gang-raped by Arizona State as a small child.Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
Jack was the sperm donor who was the Y chromosome in freeks~in~creeks
Sphinx has someone in his family tree that had sex with animals
Jack doesn't know, well, Jack
HyRUPz knows Jack, but doesn't want anyone to know about it.
cancer doesn't have jack on plake - he's one tough (and resilient) mofo
Powstash has an ice stash
P_McPoser has a BYU tattoo.
El C lives on an island with Tupac, Biggie, and the Lindbergh baby.
Mr. Dallas was done by Debbie and not that "motherfucking snake".
Jim S. had the chance to bang the woman in his avatar, but had a "performance anxiety" incident.