From castles to log cabins....28acres and a mansion....looks like the whole house practically sits in one giant room:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...8253833_zpid/?
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From castles to log cabins....28acres and a mansion....looks like the whole house practically sits in one giant room:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...8253833_zpid/?
It has it's own helipad, something that has been greatly overlooked in home design these days. Glad to see some folks haven't forgotten how to live.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot
All that timber framing & zero sense of logical structure (beams disappear into walls with no visual support hierarchy)…nice site tho
Seems like it could be a cheap option for the state to create an overlook and visitor center/rest area for travelers on the 101. I mean if they themselves had to procure the land and build the structure it would probably cost $100M due to bloat and endless bureaucratic nitpicking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
And if they just did something with it efficiently without public input, the state would be up in arms over the elitist royals in Salem who don’t represent the public
If you are a pilot and wanna go between the airport where your jet is based, nice feature to have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
That's a Bass Pro Shops kit home.
All the industrial looking duct work seems a bit out of place, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
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Originally Posted by The AD
as does the log McMansion (with a pseudo-religious twist)
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All that and only 4 bed/5 bath?Quote:
Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot
It may be haunted (or more likely full of lead paint)... at least the realtor is realistic that "starting over" may be the best route for this piece of property.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5...9441494_zpid/?
Fly it yourself rather than have your personal pilot on standby? You must be one of the poors.Quote:
Originally Posted by dunfree
Heh. That was a google educated guess what the prior owner did based on the helicopter reg. - because that’s a “poors” chopper. You can get a used one for less than the apparent Aspen grocery getter SUV of choice. The house has the glacier np log megastructure problem - if you aren’t having huge dinners filling the place on the regular they are emptyQuote:
Originally Posted by adrenalated
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Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot
Ok, now I'm really confused. If you do the 3-D tour, there are no less than 4 full size motorcycles on the second floor. In the master bedroom.
I guess pro motorcycle racers need to spend their money on something?
I’ve been ignoring this thread and ain’t sure if I’m doing this right. The interior labeling is fun.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/W...zillowgonewild
"Honey, you know what would be great above the bed? A sign that says 'Welcome to POUNDTOWN.' You know, just in case someone isn't sure what happens in this room."Quote:
Originally Posted by bodywhomper
I think "Keep Exploring" should be above the bed
You didn't happen to notice the Indian sitting in the chair in the Movie Room with a jug....nor wonder why the bathroom in the Movie Room has or even needs a shower?Quote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
Hey, a movie theater/orgy room with an adjacent shower makes perfect sense when you have porn on the big screen. But I just can't come up with a use case for motorcycles on the second floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot
If you check out the master closet, the guy sensibly kept all his shoe boxes in case he needed to return one of the 23 pairs of identical shoes he bought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
Nice and cozyQuote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
Sort of like the 1970s porno movie set recreation in the master bedroom a few pages back, no one entering the room should have any doubts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
She probably picked out all the signs, right?
See the couches next to them? This is where they sit around and tell motorcycle stories and they can even get on one of the bikes and simulate for added effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
You can have sex on the motorcycles, while other people watch from the couches. Then the viewers can have sex on the fur rug things next, while the primary fuckers watch from the bikes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
That's the routine for an "Oregon log cabin." You need to get out more.
She made the signs. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
2015 ColoRADo castle for sale
High spec, mostly, matched with poor detailing, odd terminations, and strange layout. Not thorough in its attempt to be a castle, skipping over the smaller details that might make it actually nice.
I don’t care if the future owner is Mother Teresa, they are going to be a raging fucking asshole.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...40324652_zpid/
Even cut down trees to appeal to the Lorax in all of us.
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So, at $25M per acre, is that on par with Manhattan or some shit? Seems pricey.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
What is it, just a lot and a plan? Just a lot?
Yeah, it's just the land, but this could be you!Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/1...1536_1152.webp
I mean, that kinda looks like a plan. And they throw it in for free!
It does resemble me. Hmm.
I'm substantially better looking than the dude in the plans.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
I have been looking for a place to store my Indy car.
I agree with your assessment. Also, what's up with the golden egg?Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
The golden egg really is remarkable. From my read on the floor plans, it appears you enter thru the egg, pass thru the lower intestine-looking passage into the bowels of the home. Having an estate with it's own asshole really shows that you've arrived.
You’ll have to keep looking. They won’t let low class junk like that in there, Ferrari F1 cars onlyQuote:
Originally Posted by The AD
I parked it in your mom’s garage.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
That doesn’t even make sense, yet is somehow still better than my reply wasQuote:
Originally Posted by rideit