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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcnlie9k8wQuote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
^^^if he gets some money we're in trouble
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Monkeys?
The shit has hit the fanQuote:
Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister
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That's just great. Now we really have to work about this planet going to the apes.
Damn you all to hell!
They blew it up?Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
That list was too many pages back and I can’t recall: was “honey badger” mentioned?
SYF: what’s the betting odds of you vs. honey badger? (PCP or not)
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Last night:
Me: what were you up to today?
Girl at bar: we went sailing, but the wind died
Me: huh, was it a struggle getting back in?
Girl at bar: well, I had to poop, so we took a tow in
Me: I would have just shit in my hand and threw it overboard like a sailer monkey
Girl: maybe next time
Many lulz
I think the real question is what are the odds of a Honey Badger vs a Chimp. Now that would be a fight worth watching. No chance they could ever connect in the wild, but honey badgers are indestructible AFAIK
As a sailor I question the introduction of the “hand” step in this process.Quote:
Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy
Ass over rail, relentless teasing allowed.
I don't think either would survive, in all likelihood, but my money --hesitantly-- is on the chimp.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayPowHound
No shit. Even snow weasels will look at you like "I can take your leg off and there's nothing you can do about it."Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
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from what i have read, the honey badger's main play is to attack the testicles of their male prey. assuming i am wearing pants, i think my odds are much better than against the chimp. my strategy would be to literally kick the shit out of the thing. if i can weaken it enough, i would just start stomping its head.Quote:
Originally Posted by smartyiak
Can't we all just get along?
since the chimp has virtually no blunt force attack and would rely solely on biting and ripping, my money is on the honey badger. assuming this is a male chimp, his testicles will be an easy target.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayPowHound
I always assumed that you wore a skirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
My bad.
yeah but i wouldn't if i was fighting a honey badger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Ermine would be up your pant leg chomping on your nether regions in half a second. Fuck that.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
I was demoing a deck years ago, which the owner had said "there's probably something living under there", and yanking up a board a fucking badger popped out of a hole and started hissing and growling and that was the last time I screamed like a girl, fell down running away and nearly peed my pants.
Manly viva will laugh at you, girly man.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX
Manly viva not gay. Manly viva post titty pictures to prove!
^^^^^^^^Classic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
I like titties.Quote:
Originally Posted by subtle plague
Not on a chimp, though.
Gallon Ziplock FTW!Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
For the win? What the fuck? Now you got a baggie full of shit. How is that winning? And you better have a pretty good poop aimer in order to even get that shit in that fucking baggie to begin with.