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So proud of how good his new dentures lookedQuote:
Originally Posted by evdog
Florida woman has a say.
Florida Women Are No Joke. I Should Know. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/11/a...ida-girls.html
Our president is now a “Florida Man”......
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/31/u...residence.html
yep.
This is Florda as fuck.
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^^^ I'll post a TR next time I go there. [emoji38]
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Fuck yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripzalot
Stop by the gold lion for a 50% increase in stabbing odds
More escape routes though. I go there at least once a visit. [emoji481][emoji380]Quote:
Originally Posted by happytimefunbox
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Funny goldlion story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripzalot
Right after it opened I was in town with some buddies and we hit it up. Ran into a dude that jacked my stereo and 50 cassette tapes out of my car in HS. I hollered across the bar hey are you JL? Drunk lady next to me Fuck yeah that's JL. I look back at where he was sitting he bailed TF out jumped off the deck and was running toward Cheney hway. Left his smokes and his girlfriend at the bar.
Lmao^^
I think I should visit my brother more often,
Florida seems like a great spectator sport.
It's like gnarcotics so warm and relaxing and laid back. Pretty soon you find yourself in a trailer in Bithlo with no job thinking you're living the good life.
What I'm saying is Florida is best observed at arms length. Dont go in too deep
Florida man found partially eaten by alligator died from meth overdose
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/t...uUURisxUln1jSU
Alligator last seen fidgeting endlessly on shore til it found an oxy addict so it could come down.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveTV
Eric Cartman and the angry bike commuter guy in Minnesota rolled into one, leading funeral processions in Florida while berating drivers from his police style motorcycle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ya5rOeZb8
Florida Man Fills Car with Frozen Iguanas, They Warm Up, Come Back to Life, Cause Accident
https://whog957.com/florida-man-fill...dEXHPBtaVPnbCc
https://www.daytonaradio.com/whog/wp...1546980278.jpg
I hate it when that happens .......
Did that with liquid nitrogen when I was a cryo guy in the corps back in the day. Never put them in a car though. Sounds like a mayhem insurance commercial.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveTV
That's r-r-r-r-r-racist.
That cop impersonator is a fing psycho driving in the middle of oncoming traffic, but i was rolling watching that video.
Wanna be Cartman for sure.
Results of a weekend of meth and a spray gun
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Chances of Florida Man sighting at the Chicken Wing Festival (with unlimited beer samples) in Vero Beach is about eleventy billion percent.
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/artic...9-41df47ceb025