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05-13-2005, 04:33 PM
jayfrizzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica

I bet splat ends up banging her at some point

Tahoe Skiier would hit it.
05-13-2005, 04:38 PM
jibij

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

Tahoe Skiier would hit it.

RORPP (Really old reference post preservation)

Crazy thread.
<Overprotective Dad> Don't involve the kid in ANY way in this. Especially no pics. I'm guessing the poor little dude's gonna have enough insanity in his life. </OD>
05-13-2005, 04:39 PM
Buzzworthy

Quote:

Originally Posted by splat

I ain't hittin that shit.

Ditch the kid and dogs, couple of drinks and Splat is dick deep in boobyland!
05-13-2005, 04:48 PM
timmay

bumping gonzo's magical post to page 13,
2 drops

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

make sure you point a lot for the helmet cam. point at those massive 80 gallon boobs as much as possible.

actually i just had an idea! splat, you should totally freak this chick out. get shitfaced, stoned, drop some acid and go off about your sex change. wear a speedo and viking helmet. or a strap-on. that way she'll get totally freaked out and have to cut it off with "elizabeth" via email, which will be priceless, plus yoga won't have to "let her down easy" after she meets you.

...OR be really normal and nice, but tell her "elizabeth" is a psycho-bitch and you only came here to warn her that she keeps a concubine of fat hookers in her basement and likes to fuck little dogs...
05-13-2005, 05:04 PM
skideeppow

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAN

Here you go!

That is so wrong!!!!!
05-13-2005, 05:18 PM
yogachik

Quote:

Originally Posted by splat

Courthouse - 11:30

What will you be wearing? I need an identifier...
05-13-2005, 05:21 PM
skideeppow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Core Shot

The only way you can reel her back in is to convince her that she is getting a solo house, with no wild parties and no friends crashing over.
Maybe someone else can close this deal.
SuPu is too strong for her (maybe he needs to buy the sponsorship secrets CD)
All she wants is a quiet peaceful home in exchange for titty fucking bukkake.
Somebody else has got to reel this fish (or whale) in!

She has a name, though.

Henceforth she shall be known is these parts as

Jizz-Guzzling, Giant Jugs Jessica!

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...tid=5766&stc=1

[edit to say - she did leave the door open for SuPu to reconsider and accept the deal on her terms]

i JUST PICKED UP THIS THREAD AND AM IN TEARS. MY CHICK THINKS I HAVE REAL ISSUES.
05-13-2005, 05:26 PM
splat

Quote:

Originally Posted by yogachik

What will you be wearing? I need an identifier...

Black shoes, white shirt, black hat, cadillac..............

Black helmet, black pack, white shirt, green shorts - unless it snows, in which case, blue jeans.
05-13-2005, 05:27 PM
basom

he'll prolly have those wierd slip on laceless sneakers he's been sporting for the past three years
05-13-2005, 05:29 PM
KevinDineen

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquawMan

I'm actually hoping lots of you show up to meet her and don't heed any warnings

then it will REALLY get funny

you first Pilgrim!

I don't think leading a potential prostitute on is actually a crime.
05-13-2005, 05:29 PM
13

I'm giggling like a schoolgirl.

If this goes down as planned, this deserves a nomination in the internet hall of fame.
05-13-2005, 05:32 PM
splat

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

he'll prolly have those wierd slip on laceless sneakers he's been sporting for the past three years

Wore 'em out. I've gone to high heels now. Should make the right impression.
05-13-2005, 05:33 PM
skideeppow

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

Miss honey,

I recently came across your posting on craigslist and I must say I became very intrigued. I work in a segment of the recording industry that actually specializes in working with young mothers like yourself. We just finished work on a new music video that has been tremendously successful. So successful in fact that we're already working on a follow-up effort in which I am responsible for casting.

I really like the style and attitude it would take to make a posting like that. If your looks match the personality of that text I'd be very interested in having you involved in our next production. Should we hire you for the shoot you'll have no problem financing a place in Tahoe. I suppose as part of the payment we could arrange the housing placement for you.

Below is a link to our latest video:

http://www.crackedouthiphop.com/vid/yomomsintheass.mov

I look forward to learning more about you and whether or not you might be a good candidate for this shoot.

Thanks,

Desmando Ruiz

unREAL!!! I thought I had some time on my hands, hoyl shit!!!!
05-13-2005, 05:37 PM
basom

there are four threads with more views than this one in existance (well five, but one has been a sticky for a long time, live chat, and people click on it only to get the chat link)

#1 maggot picture thread with +40,000 views
#2 caynons avalanche with + 16,000 views
#3 bro modle advanced purchase / topsheet Announcement with +14,900 views
#4 frigging stoke thread with +14,800 views
05-13-2005, 05:41 PM
Cornholio

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

there are four threads with more views than this one in existance

But none of those have nearly the train-wreck aura about them that this one does.
05-13-2005, 05:43 PM
freshie247

Quote)Splat: if you lay some tounge action on this chick I promise to buy the next

Tounge,WTF is Tounge.Tongue is spelled this way!
05-13-2005, 05:45 PM
yogachik

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 16:56:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>

So the plan is set for noon at the amusement park
entrance/slide- Mike will be wearing a black helmet
(he'll be on his bike), black pack, a white shirt with
green shorts - unless it snows, in which case, he'll
be in blue jeans. As I told you, I trust him and his
opinion - and he's going into this thinking he's
meeting a potential renter. But I can tell you, I
have butterflies. I am wet thinking about our
possible future trysts - especially with your bod ;)

Elizabeth
05-13-2005, 05:47 PM
Cornholio

Holy crap, YC.
05-13-2005, 05:49 PM
runethechamp

That's gold. Pure gold.
05-13-2005, 05:54 PM
runethechamp

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

there are four threads with more views than this one in existance (well five, but one has been a sticky for a long time, live chat, and people click on it only to get the chat link)

#1 maggot picture thread with +40,000 views
#2 caynons avalanche with + 16,000 views
#3 bro modle advanced purchase / topsheet Announcement with +14,900 views
#4 frigging stoke thread with +14,800 views

Don't forget the Friday-NSFW thread :biggrin: and the Quiver Pic Rerun Thread
05-13-2005, 06:09 PM
SquawMan

I think he should show up dressed like a pimp...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...wedding/03.jpg
05-13-2005, 06:17 PM
yogachik

So who tipped her off?

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 17:17:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>

i saw the thread 'elizabeth'
hope you had fun...
i actually laughted too when i saw it.
d

edit: So - her name wasn't Jessica, eh? Who's d? Who tipped her off? My money's on Squawman
05-13-2005, 06:20 PM
dbp

fark! What am I going to do for entertainment now?
05-13-2005, 06:20 PM
truth

Quote:

Originally Posted by yogachik

So who tipped her off?

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 17:17:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>
i saw the thread 'elizabeth'
hope you had fun...
i actually laughted too when i saw it.
d

That SUCKS! :cussing:
05-13-2005, 06:22 PM
13

Booooooo.

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