I heart this thread...hehehehehe :FIREdevil
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I heart this thread...hehehehehe :FIREdevil
This thread will end when AKPM gets laid.
Checking in (Live) from New York to see if this thread has ended yet...
Has AKPM gotten laid yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by phUnk
I'll put a cup of my instant coffee up against any of that fancy brewed gourmet shit.
Then you'll have a cup of shitty instant coffee and a cup of overpriced designer joe, right next to each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by EPSkis
I don't get the coffee thing.
http://wfmu.org/Gfx/nosepicker_closeup.gif
Note: spreading your "milt" into the river to fertilize fish roe does not count as "getting laid" ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
There must be a human female involved.
OOOoooh. Burn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Does akpm know how to get laid?
It's a basal-brain function that does not require command of the English language, thankfully. Pictoral proof, however, IS a necessity.
edited for clarity
Thank you for clarifying that.
My Pleasure.
We are not dating.
There is no need for you to be this polite.
If you and Tipp were dating, his manners would be the last thing you'd have to worry about. Your cornhole, on the other hand...
[Nature Channel Voice] The careful student of this thread will now ascertain that it is approaching, not a terminal phase, but one of deep dormancy as it devolves into speculation on the various mating habits of its participants. Fascinating! [Nature Channel Voice]
That would give "Fuck the Bomb" a whole new meaning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
But really, it's more like this...
http://www.cornelschneider.ch/Fotoseite/Schnecken02.jpg
http://geo.ya.com/travelimages/seychelles12.jpg
http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/we...mating.pic.jpg
This space reserved for cleverly veiled sexual innuendo.
You'll be waiting a while. Pull up a chair, and I hope you brought a sammich....
I have a chair, but no sandwich.
What are we waiting for?
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...tid=3278&stc=1
'Ello 'ello! What have we here? It's a goooorrrrrgeous example of a mid-Atlantic internet dork! Blimey, look at 'im- 'andsome fella, but make no mistake, he'll be on you like a horny Galapagos tortoise if you give 'im the chance!
Nice find of my Credential Pic!
"Mid alantic internet dork"
lmao
Some cleverly veiled sexual innuendo.Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
Nice proboscis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster