It’s funny, that’s how I picture the majority of TGR posters in high schoolQuote:
Originally Posted by Peruvian
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It’s funny, that’s how I picture the majority of TGR posters in high schoolQuote:
Originally Posted by Peruvian
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I'm pretty sure every single one of those dudes is going to matriculate to St. Lawrence (or insert Northeast liberal arts college of preference). They will then smoke some pot and decide to bring the douchness to Jackson, the front range, or outdoor mountain town of your preference.
And I'm no germaphobe, but opening a beer with the sole of my shoe is maybe 1 step above licking the seat of a truckstop bathroom in terms of giving me the heebie jeebies.
Anyone who can't open a beer bottle with another beer bottle should have their man card revoked.
I feel confident that whoever designed that flip flop is not a dog owner.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdironRider
Truck stops may not all be this way, but the few I've been into had some of the cleanest bathrooms I've seen, as well as clearly having used lots of bleach to keep them that way.
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This is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
But as I found out in freedomland, and France, that some people have turnable (twistable? Whatever you these outlandish bottle tops) tops on their bottles. Luckily this blasphemous travesty never caught on in Germany.
Been seeing a lot of good ones at Home depot. 9-count here. Not as obnoxious as a lot of builds.
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What's up with the DEF-CON light bar?Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
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Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister
Winning. Even the yota sag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
Chase lights so those following in his dust can see him ahead. Usually they are yellow/amber. This guy went all out with the full rainbow.
Or portable grow-op
Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Full spectrum.
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My phone was dead but I had a Sprinter that scored 11 or 12 today. It inspired me to finally put my Bomb Snow sticker on my pickup.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...b532355a2a.jpg
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Started noticing these things around my neighborhood. At least there is a shovel.
I saw what appeared to be a Camel branded 80’s Range Rover while on a run...not sure if a restomod or vintage...wood shovel & hi-lift attached
Can maybe get a photo next time I’m in that area
Keep waiting to see my own rig show up here.
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Sorry, if it's a Sprinter, Transit, etc you just have a 'van'. Or a 'storyteller van'.Quote:
Originally Posted by detrusor
But you do get +2 bonus points for calling your van a 'rig'.
Well said, it’s a van
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I caption that picQuote:
Originally Posted by Peruvian
“As Mason anxiously attempted to adjust his boner through his pocket he quickly realized he has a thing for black girls, and that he’s going to be late for lacrosse practice”
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Bahahahaha. Perfect name.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Haha. I have a sticker that says "One Less Sprinter" to put on my truck.Quote:
Originally Posted by John_B
Reminds me of the "One Less Car" stickers people in Vancouver used to put on their commuter bikes. I got one of those and put it on my truck.
Is there a podcast?Quote:
Originally Posted by detrusor
All in good fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by detrusor
Some Arches NP action, technically zero points since it's not in a town but classic examples of GOTOS.
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MY DEAREST CLEMENTINE,
WE HAVE REACHED THE FAMED ARCHES NATIONAL PARK IN DUE TIME. WE ARE REFILLING OUR CANTEENS AT THE VISITOR CENTER BEFORE WE EXPLORE THE VAST PAVED ROADS OF THIS UNTAMED PARK. WE WILL REPORT BACK WITH ANY NEW FINDINGS VIA INSTAGRAM FOR THE WORLD TO BEHOLD IN WONDER.
THERE IS NO RECEPTION IN THIS VAST DESERT WASTELAND, SO DON'T EXPECT ANY COMMUNICATION UNTIL WE CHECK INTO THE HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS AT AROUND 3PM TONIGHT. (OUR WE-BOOST CELL EXTENDER SEEMS TO BE ON THE FRITZ)
YOURS ALWAYS,
CHADWICK
Hall of Fame worthy post. Laughing my ass off over here. Well done!Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
You should have hand written that as a note and stuck it under the windshield wiper. LOL
Seriously though, is there a checklist these people all follow? They all have the same shit strapped to their vehicles.
Bonus points yesterday to the two jeeps I saw with a pristine hi-lift jack mounted to the hood on one, and front quarter panel ahead of the driver's door on the other (sorry no pic). Gotta keep that seldom used item easily accessible!
Especially in a location where it threatens your life if it becomes unfastened or you are in an accident.
The points system should be updated to add at least 2 points for a photo with said note.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
You post as if you’ve never been regarded as a hero for dodging a 40 pound steel missile when you survived a fender bender leaving a Walmart parking lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by John_B
The pristine shovels and jacks are key signs.
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Those are some pretty nice rigs, but they’re probably already approaching GVWR and that’s why Clementine had to stay home.Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
Adding a few steel bumpers, winch, RTT, cargo boxes, awning, hi lift, full gas cans, and you are already hovering around the max payload before your fat ass wife and offspring slither their way into the vehicle.
It astounds me how many people have a hi-lift and it's obvious they've never even used it. They can seriously fuck you up if you don't use it properly. Same goes for a winch. (I was trained by Bill Burke of Camel Trophy fame back in the day when I did a lot of wheeling and led trails for a 4x4 club, like almost 20 years ago). Crazy how everything has come full-circle.
A coworker has a hi-lift, bumpers etc. on her jeep, pretty sure it all came from the previous owner...She always talks about wheeling as one of her hobbies. That cracks everyone else up b/c we drive a lot for work and we've all noticed that she's particularly bad at driving herself.
i gotta get a pic next time i see it but there is this frontier with a backboard strapped to it that tools around here. how many points is that?
I remember when the jack in the trunk was a “high lift” in most cars. Not the brand but that style, not quite as heavy duty but the same design. Yes they’ll fuck you up but there’s no real substitute for a high clearance vehicle even on pavement. It’s the only jack that has enough lift for my Power Wagon. You can’t see it on my truck because it’s mounted inside the bed. I don’t even have a lift on it.
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Your factory supplied spare tire changing jack doesn't work, even on pavement?Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
What surprises me on all those external mounted Hi Lift jacks is how few people use a cover. A rusted Hi Lift is dangerous and may not even work.
i bought a 9000 pound van that came with a hi-lift jack mounted to the back. I tested it out on my driveway. I could lift the rear wheel 1/4 inch off the ground, that's it. My wife has two clicks short of doing that, strength-wise. So unless i'm alone 4x4ing and might need it to put a traction mat under my wheel (i'd have to use the hook that grabs the wheel instead of placing it under the frame, then it would go much more up than 1/4 inch), it is now living in my garage. I had to buy a military hummer scissor jack instead because it actually works. (not saying it doesn't work on smaller lighter rigs with shorter wheelbases). I was duped into thinking it was the only solution on a big van until....I actually used it. WTF.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jax
How come no one straps their scissor or bottle jack to the outside? Maybe I should start that!
I kinda want to strap my kids play shovel and rake to my van too.
My Power Wagon is a ‘76. I bought it used. It didn’t have a jack. I should give the bottle jack that I found a try, I could just put it in the saddle box.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
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