Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

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Originally Posted by Uma

Everyone should assume the worst, even if nobody met her.
The stoning will be tomorrow at noon in the town square.
Bring your fear, anger, and hatred of the unknown.

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Even if we assume the best, this thread was still pretty damn fun.

What she was asking for was ridiculous, regardless if she was legit.

People don't acquire property in Tahoe by being idiots. And that is exactly what she was trolling for.

She coulda been looking for a house from which to run her internet porn site for fans of Zaftig?


Ned Flanders: "you have embarrassed me for the last-diddly-ast time!"

Homer: "last-diddly-assed ??"

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

LMAO at someone saying I am the one on the right:
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbook...ments/3715.jpg
PS: not a dude - see my avatar.

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We knew you were a girl. At least I did. Glad you thought that was funny. If you think that was funny then you'll probably like this place.
Welcome.

Nice rack. That yours?

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

Nice rack. That yours?

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Yes, thanks. Judging by quotes here about Ms Tahoe Zuftig's juggs being too fat... It's clear some here are used to itty bittys. ;)

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Yes, ;)

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Hott!

I can't say what size boobs everyone else on the board is used to. I, personally, am familiar with all makes/models.

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

I can't say what size boobs everyone else on the board is used to.

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A new poll?

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Originally Posted by Viva

A new poll?

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done and done

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

Nice rack. That yours?

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They look purchased.

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Originally Posted by LAN

They look purchased.

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LOL! Natural baby! The a$$ is natural too but that's a poll for a different demographic.

Phat = plenty hips and thighs
PhD = Piled high & deep

I can't help it, I'm just drawn that way

And there is something wrong with that?

I'll take fake boobs over real ones any day. Why, Because there is nothing worse than a girl who has a great rack but doesn't want it. I can't stand it when a girl has great tits and covers them all up with sweaters and deceiving bras. If they bought the boobs then chances are they will be wearing low cut dresses, showing them off and admiring them whenever they feel necessary, which means I'll have a partner to enjoy one of my favorite pastimes with..

If those are natural, you're wearing one hell of a bra.

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

that's a poll for a different demographic.

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The people who like big butts deographic? ;)

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Originally Posted by LAN

If those are natural, you're wearing one hell of a bra.

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We gots us a catfight.

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Originally Posted by LAN

If those are natural, you're wearing one hell of a bra.

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I'm only 37 they are not on the floor yet. The shirt is designed to accentuate the positive, no bra needed.

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Originally Posted by Anxious Mo-Fo

We gots us a catfight.

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No, no ... not a catfight. They just look very capsular to me. In order to do a full fledged analysis, I'd have to see more pics.

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Originally Posted by LAN

No, no ... not a catfight. They just look very capsular to me. In order to do a full fledged analysis, I'd have to see more pics.

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yogachik thinks LANs request will be a popular one....

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Originally Posted by LAN

They just look very capsular to me. In order to do a full fledged analysis, I'd have to see more pics.

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Do you think she lied to you?
You seem awfully fixed on this chicks rack.

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Originally Posted by yogachik

yogachik thinks LANs request will be a popular one....

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Except next they will want to feel...

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

Do you think she lied to you?
You seem awfully fixed on this chicks rack.

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Actually, I'm more fixated on my own avatar.

I think they're fake - whether she lied, I don't care.

They look real to me.

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Originally Posted by natty dread

They look real to me.

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I think a feel test is in order.

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Originally Posted by LAN

Actually, I'm more fixated on my own avatar.

I think they're fake - whether she lied, I don't care.

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Are you a girl?
are you insecure? Maybe just a leeeeetle bit?
Nice welcoming someone new by claiming they have fake tits.
Christ.
I'm glad nobody called me out on my fake leg when I first came here, or else I wouldn't have stayed.

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

Are you a girl?
are you insecure? Maybe just a leeeeetle bit?
Nice welcoming someone new by claiming they have fake tits.
Christ.

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Oh get over it already!

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Originally Posted by LAN

Oh get over it already!

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Me get over it.

You're the boob police.

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

Me get over it.

You're the boob police.

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All I'm saying is that they look fake.

Still think they look real, but it can be quite hard to tell when they're constrained. ;)

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Originally Posted by natty dread

Still think they look real, but it can be quite hard to tell when they're constrained. ;)

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natty, I tried to arrange a feel test for you. :mad:

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Originally Posted by natty dread

They look real to me.

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Hmmn - let me check...

typing with right hand while feeling breasts with left...

yeah - feels real to me...
Ahh... feels great to me...

be back in 20 minutes

You'd touch them too if they were yours!

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Hmmn - let me check...

typing with right hand while feeling breasts with left...

yeah - feels real to me...
Ahh... feels great to me...

be back in 20 minutes

You'd touch them too if they were yours!

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Hmmmm...interesting.

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Hmmn - let me check...

typing with right hand while feeling breasts with left...

yeah - feels real to me...
Ahh... feels great to me...

be back in 20 minutes

You'd touch them too if they were yours!

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Nice troll.

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Originally Posted by altachic

Hmmmm...interesting.

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:wink: Thread was getting too serious: fake..Real! Fake!! REAL!! FAKE!!!
I spend my spare change on skiing. Plus implants deaden your sensations - eff that!

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

:wink: Thread was getting too serious: fake..Real! Fake!! REAL!! FAKE!!!
I spend my spare change on skiing. Plus implants deaden your sensations - eff that!

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Trooollllll.

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Originally Posted by LAN

Trooollllll.

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How ridiculous. This conversation started because I recognized her as someone who posted on epic. Her picture has been posted here before too.

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Originally Posted by meatdrink9

[praying roo gets a response]

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I get back from Germany and find this gem in my gmail...

andy...i was up at 4 this morning and thought i would check mail...thank you for the giggle...
please choose only one of the following that best describes you:
a) my friends say i am a trip
b) i tripped and fell, hit my head, and now the voices are louder
c) after my trip to mexico...all of my thoughts are in color (what was in that water?)
d) no beer and no tv make homer go crazy

on to your inquiries.
i am familliar with a swamp cooler, believe it or not.
i can handle your 6 bedrooms. its your 6 personalities that worry me. if you have a lumberjack cabin, does that make you a lumberjack? even though in general i think lumberjacks are sexy (the ones with teeth who have bathed) i have had a bad lumberjack experience...and almost had to take out a tpo on the crazy tree cutter.
i would be fasinated to learn how you toilet train a tortise. my puppies are house broken, but they defecate on the ground outside. certainly their brains are bigger than a tortise. they are loving mutts, spaniel size--sweet but not very bright.
i can bake like a mother fucker. but i usually prefer from scratch. if you are that attached to stovetop stuffing, i am sure i could find sufficient quantities to allow you to cover yourself in the stuff. do you want gravy with that?
i am intrigued by the siege cannon. it it some type of huge sling thing that hurls the objects? or does it use an explosion to propell the items?
all kidding aside andy...i am the single mother of an incredible 4 yr old boy. we have been in reno for almost 2 years (from dallas/fort worth) and i hate it. loathe the 24hr drinking and gambling. the people are so sad. it is time to enroll him in pre-k and i dont want it to be here. i desire to explore the oregon and washington coasts...but havent been able to afford it. thus the move to tahoe. need water. need trees. i am seeking a safe and pleasant place for us to stay for a year, allowing me to save some money.
shall we meet for a drink? i prefer wine, but if you want some kind of flavored milk, we can arrange it. unfortunately i stopped nursing 2 years ago, thus the milk cannot be flavored by me.
best to you.
remember your medication.
jessica

a gem indeed. have you posted the original email?

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Originally Posted by vinnay

a gem indeed. have you posted the original email?

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here it is.
I'm surprised she actulally responded to this.
Makes me think she might have been a troll after all.

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

A different tack...

Hi,

Can you include more information on your displacement in cubic inches?
I have a high-capacity swamp cooler for those hot Tahoe summers and it
needs constant adjustment based on the ambient temperature, the
relative humidity and the specific heat capacity of the air inside my
luxurious lumberjack cabin in Rubicon Bay. Perhaps the most attractive
aspect of the house is the hardwearing vinyl flooring that is now so
collectable. I have a paisley print in the head and it matches the
curtains in all but colour and pattern.

I have a tortoise, but I'm certain it could become accustomed to two
small dogs. It's a fast learner and is fully toilet trained. You
mentioned that two of the dogs are smallish but how big are the rest
of them? I'm rather frightened of large dogs since a visit to Juarez
in 1997 when my shoes fell off. I was intrigued to know more about the
delicious encounter mentioned in the ad. Can you bake? I'm rather fond
of stovetop stuffing and would be willing to trade Betty Crocker
products for rent if you could source them in industrial quantities. I
also have a friend who works at a local pizza delivery company who can
get you as many toppings as you like on a deep pan good through Friday
to Monday for just 99c.

My lumberjack cabin has six bedrooms which could prove difficult for
you to come to terms with. It also has a deck overlooking scenic Lake
Tahoe with no visual impairment from satellite dishes or chemical
toilet paraphernalia and a hot tub powered by natural wood chippings.
I also have a wood chipper which is fun to crank up on a Sunday
morning. I have also built an 18th century siege cannon in the back
yard, which is great for hurling old refrigerators into the lake.
Swimming in the lake is not really recommended because it's not only
rather cold but the large number of old refrigerators in the water
tends to make it rather dangerous. My old lodger came down with
tetanus which was a very messy affair. I don't think he'd kept up to
dates with his jabs, instead spending all of his disposable income on
subscriptions to Black Tail.

I spend my weekends skiing, snowmobiling and playing Laserquest, so I
tend to keep myself to myself. If this sounds interesting to you,
please send some pictures of your dogs and the undersides of your feet
(I have an allergy to athletes foot fungus).

Regards

Andy

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I cannot believe what a bunch of losers you are and I really can't believe how you tried to make yourselves feel better by totally humiliating my really good friend. Your parents must be proud!! Jessica is a great person that has fallen on some really hard times, obviously, and you decided to take take her misfortune and bad decisions and play on those. You guys really know how to make someone feel really bad. Jessica would never hurt anyone and is one of the most caring people I know. Maybe next time you will think a little bit before you decide to make yourselves feel a little bit better about your puny lives and remeber how you hurt a really nice person who did not deserve it. I think you all owe her an apology.

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Originally Posted by Mindi

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers you are and I really can't believe how you tried to make yourselves feel better by totally humiliating my really good friend. Your parents must be proud!! Jessica is a great person that has fallen on some really hard times, obviously, and you decided to take take her misfortune and bad decisions and play on those. You guys really know how to make someone feel really bad. Jessica would never hurt anyone and is one of the most caring people I know. Maybe next time you will think a little bit before you decide to make yourselves feel a little bit better about your puny lives and remeber how you hurt a really nice person who did not deserve it. I think you all owe her an apology.

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Last time I heard, we gave her a laugh, jackass.

edg

You heard wrong, asshole.

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Originally Posted by Mindi

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers you are and I really can't believe how you tried to make yourselves feel better by totally humiliating my really good friend. Your parents must be proud!! Jessica is a great person that has fallen on some really hard times, obviously, and you decided to take take her misfortune and bad decisions and play on those. You guys really know how to make someone feel really bad. Jessica would never hurt anyone and is one of the most caring people I know. Maybe next time you will think a little bit before you decide to make yourselves feel a little bit better about your puny lives and remeber how you hurt a really nice person who did not deserve it. I think you all owe her an apology.

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ummh, yeah. check's in the mail, sweety. :rolleyes: