Whistler Mtn it is. On my way.....
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Whistler Mtn it is. On my way.....
I just want to post in this, already, legendary thread. No help with any sightings, but I am a believer and will keep a lookout for him in Norway. Hopeful that he will extend His travels and spread His gospel to the entire skiable world.
Never been to Whistler, but I hear the terrain off Franz's is excellent for AK training...
A new verified sighting has brought a smile to my face and a tear to my eye.
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prased be the GSA and his prophet Clownshoe. I hope many of us can become prophets in the coming months so we can fill out the canon of GSA and start working on the holy gsa book.
Anybody else notice his full zips are perpetually unzipped above his boots?
That is to allow quicker and easier access by his slope technicians if any boot issues arise.
i'll be up tomorrow. will track if found and report back with any observations
We searched avidly for the GSA all day, and finally made a sighting at the end of our last run.
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I believe.
WTF is up with the climbing harness?
As for those that have supplied the latest pics: BRAVO!!
Haaaaaa Neuro! Noice
Ahhh, to be so lucky. I could not find myself in his presence.
Perhaps another mag should respond to this thread.......
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...36#post3565136
....and see if the GSA is still around, hook up with him, and gain some of his divine wisdom.
I spoke to some of the local shops, they are on the lookout, and ready to sell some 3D GoPro's.
I believe.
A note for future witnesses: While I did try to be discreet as I documented GSA's travels, the GSA regarded me with a strange look as I quietly filmed him. I guess a patroller following you down a green run trying to film with a Contour in my pocket isn't very discreet. We may be approaching the singularity, when the GSA becomes self aware.
Repent sinners. The end is nigh.
The Rapture commeth
^^^ hide the Contour in a gigantic sausage and put that sausage in your pants to be more discreet; then film. It worked with mrs clownshoe did it not? I'll look out for GSA tomorrow and Monday.
i am envisioning a Gaper Fools Day with no less than 10 people dressed up as the GSA if we can figure out where he will be...Valdez?
Phenomenal....that is all
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Man this would be the most awesome yet pricy halloween costume....
Oh Hallelujah! Oh Hallelujah! Praise be the Lord and let us give thanks for the best thread on the whole fucking internet right now! Pray to thee for the vid of his presence, bless us with his movements, all shadowy and fluid like! Hallelujah! Halle - fucking - lujah!
video please i am dieing to know how his guy skis
Gaper Spirit Animal
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I support this hunt, this is awesome
How great would it be if his GoPros were the WiFi kind and somebody could hack them? Then we could have live GSA footie at all times.
In most sightings he is either peering down at his binders or conjuring up some sort of energy from the snow beneath him.
As the spring thaw approaches, the Gaper Spirit Animal begins to molt in anticipation of warmer temperatures and possible migration. His SteepTech skin will no longer be needed in warmer climes; a simple black shell will suffice. This is the time of year when GSA's training is paramount; he cannot take the chance steezy outerwear will attract undue attention from the opposite sex and distract him from his Stairmaster rituals. His shovel-like exoskeleton disappears as well, the reasons for this are unclear given the inhospitable environs of Alaska, GSA's spiritual homeland.
With all of this GSA information someone should plot a map with The dates, times,locations, and snow conditions that occurred during his sightings, maybe then it will be possible to map his pilgrimage to Alaska.
A logical guess is Revelstoke, people with many go pros love flocking there.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT!!!
Alright everyone, Hymnals up..
and-a-one and-a-two and-a...
And he will lead the way, with dual gopros,
Film you as you shred the gnar.
Make you to look, like a star
And then stand there, with a toe... in the air...
You who dwell in the shadow of the mtns,
who depend on their tips for life...
say to the gaper, "my Refuge,
Whose wallet in Whom I Trust."
And he will lead the way with dual gopros,
Film you as you shred the gnar.
Make you to look, like a star
And then stand there, with a toe... in the air...
The fit of your harness, will never crush your nuts
And Torn Knees will bring no fear
Under his Steeptech your refuge
His gaperness, your shield
And he will lead the way with dual gopros,
Film you as you shred the gnar.
Make you to look, like a star
And then stand there, with a toe... in the air...
And then stand there
with a toe...
in the air...
Damn it, I was on Whistler today and didn't see him. Didn't cross my mind to check the gnar of Franz's chair though, was expecting to see him pole whacking the couloir or cirque entrances. Will be back Monday and Tues and on the lookout.
Awesome work neuro and clownshoe. Haha, filming him with a pocket POV, that is dedication, 5000 points for you.