and its really good beer to, sunshine wheat.
my dad has a whole cube. unopened. fuck.
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and its really good beer to, sunshine wheat.
my dad has a whole cube. unopened. fuck.
not drunkasdf yet abuet in 34 hours, i will be slogshed. salloooon baby...ladies night.....hooooka chakka hooooka chaka.
Decided it would be a good idea to preface myself for what's to come in a few hours.
I'm also packing severe heat and will gladly be indulging in copious amounts of liquor on my 30-block walk to the Saloon on 83 and York (for the NYC crowd that needs another option for tonight).
Half bottle of JW Black gone. Gonna crack a bottle of red wine next.
This is how I envision the night to play out.
Welll....not really....
But a badass clip to view before heading out:
that is TRULY the greatest movie clip...EVER!!!!!! nice work snoogens
Drinks in liver. - Check.
WAlking around toun with backapack full of booze - Check.
Getting good and hammered druing a full on whiteout blizard- Check.
Sleep now, ski tomorrow.
I drank more than I did trying to find my future ex-girlfriend.
And i meant to post this PF clip but was too ubriacco to do so otherwise:
What's Fonzie like?
kan't belive your still kciken. Noice work! audefox5000g
So Im all funked up riht now, and my old aldy is sleepin, and i'm on the couch wiht the dog again. She pissed and Im like woman, you with me for alomst 15 years, and by now yoy u gott aknow, that Im cutting loose once adn a while.
I haert vodka tonics too, but i dont eat good when im spe r drubk I nede to cut back, but its not like I go out all the itmer. I acn walk to taco bell, but its avout 5 miles aawya.
i blacked out last night at 10pm. a new low for me.
It is hard to post a truly drunk post (for me, at least)... as there is always the "back" button...
But a true sign of "drunk" is the drunken phone call. I arranged a totally awesome gathering at my house without even knowing it last night!!!
Bodhi... it was great to see you and Dude again! Maggie loved Dude's company and we loved yours!
I love drunk phone calls!!!! (even though I don't remember making one... we ended up with almost 20 people at our house for dinner last night!... including AtomicBoy!)
Happy vino!
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One fool brought the music for the yams
But Ice Cube had more amps, get in bitch
Cause I had the jam on
And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon
Give me the nappy and make me happy
The hoe said 'Pappy could you slap me
on the ass hard and fast
and could please try not to leave a gash?'
I said yeah, but I don't play sex
When I'm putting on the latex
Slipped on the condom
Fucked around and dropped the bomb son
And it came out sort of like confetti
In for the night, no longer steady mobbin
HOLY SHUT!!! When I have to go postning for the "get durn, post as much as you can" cpost and I ant't find it I KNOW there is troub;e/// (especiaZ;l.ly bwecause even without a delete button I know when I hit the wrong keys....)
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Okay... the prior was "stream of consciousnes... with no "back-button"... ANYWAY....let me say that I was disturbed to find that when I went searching for this thread, there were MANY different threads (on ALL the forums) that came up when I typed in "get drunk, post as much as you can" in the search bar...
Does that mean that EVERYONE is drunk???
^^^ You took care of your val-man-tine duties tonight right? If not, you only have about 1-1/2 hours left.... see this post if you forgot. Might be too late to try and cook a steak.
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=79897
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fck. got5tra work inda moern, shit,
one more mjito iwl nt hutr.
35 ber wakll....34 gotal go.
Middle-aged people boasting about being fucked up...
I like Makers Mark and Ginger ale and I am not yet mid aged
All naked middle aged women please come to my house tonight...and any young naked woman can also come...hell, if you are over 50 and want to bare your ass, come to my pad tonight (PM ME!!)...pool is open, bar is open (outdoor and indoor and FULLY stocked with everything--if I cannot make it, I will go buy the ingredient, fireplace is lit, candles and incense, and a couple good looking drunk dudes to meet your fancies...
I am getting drunk tonight!
Looks like:
-Mojitos
-Blue margies
-Brain hemorages
-Jager Bombs
-Adios Mother Fuckers
-Tom Collins
....
I was just jealous and bitter when I posted before, cause I couldn't drink. Blue margies? Now I am EXTREMELY jealous and bitter! :D
Enjoy!
I haven't been here for al long time and was wondreing hon many beers were still on the wall. Didn't take ling to find out. Oh shoit, I think I might be gettint a drunk call soon after reading someones latest post. 33 beer are still on the wall? You fucking slackerdx!