stephen s dallas quotes that he "treats objects like women" he is refering to cantelope and 2 minutes in the microwave
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stephen s dallas quotes that he "treats objects like women" he is refering to cantelope and 2 minutes in the microwave
Dallas thinks that shaving his legs and scrotum is not concrete evidence for calling him metro-sexual.
Crinkle tried the Subway diet and gained 50 pounds.
edit: Stone-Free bogarts joints
plakespear is in search of a new method of hunting beer after he shot the last one and the shock sent him into deep momentary depression
Skieurmalade has a deviated septum!
BOOMTOWN58 is still bitter that it took him 58 tries to register w/ TGR.Quote:
Originally Posted by BOOMTOWN58
Boomtown, after 58 sleepless days, realizes that Wasatch is not the cool place like the brochure advertised.
Stone-free is convinced that deviated johnson's are handsome..
Utarded lives in the compound of a texas cult dedicated to seceding from "Texas" as their own sovereign nation.
Steve is really 5'6 and 135#, and a strict vegan.... just his alter-ego is really, really big.
Tacoma Luv really drives a Yugo.
teledave loves his secret quiver of AT equipment.
Steve enjoys water-ballet.
Andy_B wishes that the guy in the leather would let him be on top for once.
Adam "squeels like a pig" every time he hears dueling banjos....
Massliberal is actually a Texas Conservative slumming with "the retards."
Tippster got turned down for an anchor position because he has a face for radio.
shmerham once tried to penetrate a toaster.
JWelch was actually JFeltch in a former life....
Stone free fantasizes about being the person on looker's left in his avatar.
Irul actually IS that person.
Tipp whacks off to upskirts of Condi Rice.
Irul's hand is trying to divorce him for spousal abuse.
Irul wants to move back to Bayonne.
Aldo attaches his powder straps to his balls.