About to turn 50 and am too tired to continue

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Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

A bit of thread drift and adding some levity, I once helped a surgeon remove a Costco sized bottle of acetaminophen from some dude’s asshole. It took some wrangling and general anesthesia but we got it out. He handed to me once it was retrieved and I looked at it and it was still sealed, I gave it a shake and said “Should we give it back to him”.


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Long ago, a medical director, prior to removing a vibrating battery operated device from a rectum, asked the patient "should I take it out, or just change the batteries?"

I'm completely serious. I think I experience a double hernia from trying to hold back laughter.

Thread drift is more fun.

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Originally Posted by Trackhead

Thread drift is more fun.

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In a thread full of folks trying to better themselves and figure shit out you sure like to hear yourself talk.

375$ midweek Beaver pass. Cheap pow insurance for next year. Good vibes at the Beav.

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Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

In a thread full of folks trying to better themselves and figure shit out you sure like to hear yourself talk.

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If anyone struggling can’t laugh. It’s fubar.

Did it kill him? Damn near wrecked him.

PS. Yes. We all need help. Not just removing foreign objects.

I dunno why I exhumed this fossilized account.

Well, I do, it's for you, Buzz, because I remember you, but there's nothing actually useful that I can say, and others already said it better.

You know that saying "if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you"?

He got bored.
Fucking abyss. Got bored. Looking into me.
Wandered off into the dark.

Not a bad fellow, actually.

It's not as icy cold or inky black down here as it first looked. Dim, cool, dry. Like a slot canyon on a moonlit night in October.

I sleep better these days. That helps, fwiw.

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Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

In a thread full of folks trying to better themselves and figure shit out you sure like to hear yourself talk.

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Well, this is a mental health forum, so yeah, you're right. What's my diagnosis? How about ICD 10 diagnosis code? F60.81

F60.81 could essentially apply to just about everyone on TGR.

Can you help? Or should I start a new thread?

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Originally Posted by Trackhead

Well, this is a mental health forum, so yeah, you're right. What's my diagnosis? How about ICD 10 diagnosis code? F60.81

F60.81 could essentially apply to just about everyone on TGR.

Can you help? Or should I start a new thread?

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You seem like one of those people who have a fairly high opinion of yourself.

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Originally Posted by Trackhead

Long ago, a medical director, prior to removing a vibrating battery operated device from a rectum, asked the patient "should I take it out, or just change the batteries?"

I'm completely serious. I think I experience a double hernia from trying to hold back laughter.

Thread drift is more fun.

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I agree ( about the thread drift part )

we always learn something new from thread drift

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Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

You seem like one of those people who have a fairly high opinion of yourself.

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You haven’t met my bride

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Originally Posted by Eldritch Ghast

I dunno why I exhumed this fossilized account.

Well, I do, it's for you, Buzz, because I remember you, but there's nothing actually useful that I can say, and others already said it better.

You know that saying "if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you"?

He got bored.
Fucking abyss. Got bored. Looking into me.
Wandered off into the dark.

Not a bad fellow, actually.

It's not as icy cold or inky black down here as it first looked. Dim, cool, dry. Like a slot canyon on a moonlit night in October.

I sleep better these days. That helps, fwiw.

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Holy shit, David Witherspoon?

indeed

Woah

If Jer pops out of a corner I'm gonna lose my shit.

Stick around, there's a good espresso thread here now:
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...so-making-mags

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Originally Posted by Trackhead

Well, this is a mental health forum, so yeah, you're right. What's my diagnosis? How about ICD 10 diagnosis code? F60.81

F60.81 could essentially apply to just about everyone on TGR.

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I'm more of a W56.21XA man myself.

Y93.G2 checking in here

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...51bd02268f.jpg

I don't know you but I want to help.

This worked for a younger man and I can go with you if need be for support or wingman or whatever.

Because I won in court today the first $500 is on me.

Guy Who Went To Mexico To Kill Himself But Nope’d Out After Doing Hookers And Blow Gives Detailed Timeline Of Events

https://brobible.com/sports/article/...ones-daughter/


I really think this could work and am willing to try it out.
Anybody that wants in can come that has a valid passport.
Add your name and dollar amount you are willing to contribute.
Send picture of passport, pile of cash, sombrero and favorite skis to prove you're serious.

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Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

In a thread full of folks trying to better themselves and figure shit out you sure like to hear yourself talk.

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Laughter is pretty good medicine. hate is poison. Track made me laugh. or rather, that doctor made me laugh and track shared it.

Or we should all remain super duper serious about trying to not be suicidal. Definitely do not be lighthearted?

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

If Jer pops out of a corner I'm gonna lose my shit.

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That should would tear holes in the space-time thingy.

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Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

Laughter is pretty good medicine. hate is poison. Track made me laugh. or rather, that doctor made me laugh and track shared it.

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That was my thought.

In the meantime, I'll just keep posting ICD10 codes of my various mental health conditions. I've got plenty.

is there an icd code for gerbil up ones ass?

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Originally Posted by Trackhead

That was my thought.

In the meantime, I'll just keep posting ICD10 codes of my various mental health conditions. I've got plenty.

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Don’t make me get out the wife’s DSM-IV and slap you upside the head with it.

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

is there an icd code for gerbil up ones ass?

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I think that’s a i-CUP.420.69

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Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

Don’t make me get out the wife’s DSM-IV and slap you upside the head with it.

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Old school DSM-IV, bring it on!

S09. 93XA

I don’t know what to say right now. I’m numb. The high highs and low lows are too much and I’m too overwhelmed. The doctor I saw was 100% useless.