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05-13-2005, 03:30 PM
shamrockpow

Holy shit, this was a classic on page 2, but now this goes straight to the maggot hall of fame - no 5 year waiting period!

Splat: if you lay some tounge action on this chick I promise to buy the next bro model or whatever PMGear is selling. At a minimum pointing and multiple angle documentary footage. Or just go with Gonzo's advice and show up looking like a drugged out crackhead. Make sure to mention the 'Nam and how the government conducted all kinds of experiments on you.

This thread deserves 4: :fmicon: :fmicon: :fmicon: :fmicon: !!!
05-13-2005, 03:30 PM
SquawMan

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

I'll be watching Reno 911 to see how this whole thing shakes out.

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...nner_btmRt.gif
05-13-2005, 03:34 PM
meatdrink9

Quote:

Originally Posted by shamrockpow

Splat: Make sure to mention the 'Nam and how the government conducted all kinds of experiments on you.

His real life stories are far more out there.
05-13-2005, 03:40 PM
runethechamp

This thread is out of control.
05-13-2005, 03:40 PM
powder11

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquawMan

actually meeting this chick??? this is getting out of control

either the vice squad or her convict boyfriend will be there instead and if either get your license plate #, they can get your identity and use your emails to blackmail you

cops could arrest whoever shows up as an accomplis if only to get the identity of the email writer

all kidding aside.... be very careful

squawman is like honeypie, a big fat pussy
05-13-2005, 03:41 PM
Tippster

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

His real life stories are far more out there.

Which would make the Viking Helmetcam all the more reasonable.....
05-13-2005, 03:42 PM
Buzzworthy

That was one hell of a read, start to finish.

Looking forward to the rest!

Gonzo, you are one funny mutha! I'm damn near crying this is so funny!!!

(yeah, don't scar the kid, I agree)
05-13-2005, 03:43 PM
El Chupacabra

Creepy:

http://reno.craigslist.org/bar/72907567.html

On second thought, maybe we should set the two of them up for this meeting! Get Splat out of the picture, and arrange these two!
05-13-2005, 03:44 PM
SquawMan

Quote:

Originally Posted by powder11

squawman is like honeypie, a big fat pussy

I'm actually hoping lots of you show up to meet her and don't heed any warnings

then it will REALLY get funny

you first Pilgrim!
05-13-2005, 03:45 PM
SquawMan

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Creepy:

http://reno.craigslist.org/bar/72907567.html

On second thought, maybe we should set the two of them up for this meeting! Get Splat out of the picture, and arrange these two!

I love the reply to address:

tahoe_criminal_lawyer@hotmail.com
05-13-2005, 03:45 PM
Blizzard7763

This thread is ridiculous. It's kept me laughing for a couple days now. I can't wait for the TR.
05-13-2005, 03:49 PM
DJSapp

Splat: you could always play the southern evagalical (sp?) priest role, tell her

"You will burn in hell for having sex and raising a child outside of the holy sancitity of marrage. And how will you be able to bring up this child with correct moral values without a strong father figure. And how will you be able to afford rent at the lakeside palace of a home that she normally charges $2,000 a month for?" --Rev. Splat

"By having delicious lesbian encounters with her twice a month." --Moo Cow

"Sweet mother of Christ! You are possesed by the DEVIL WOMAN!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!! DEMONS RELEASE THIS POOR, POOR SOUL!!!" --Rev. Splat

Just make sure the kid is off getting an ice cream when you drop the bomb.
05-13-2005, 03:54 PM
jayfrizzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJSapp

Just make sure the kid is off getting an ice cream when you drop the bomb.

This thread is awesome, and Yogachick is the woman. Spat is a hero for stepping up, too.

But there's no need to drop any bombs. Why do so many people think it would be cool to be mean to her? Can't it just be an interesting experience for everyone involved, that didn't work out?
05-13-2005, 03:54 PM
Hutch

Jesus Fucking Christ! This thread kicks ass!
05-13-2005, 03:58 PM
Viva

Unless this falls apart sooner, then at some point we need to present Ms. Honey with a contract outlining the general terms of habitation. This way we can cut her loose without inflicting too much trama. She won't go for this.

And, if we make the terms ridiculous enough, she will definitely back out.

Things to include:

She will need to agree to quit the premises within 30 days after receiving notice to do so.

She must leave a deposite for damages cause by the mutts or the kid.

She must agree to be YC's plaything at least two weekends a month and shall not engage in sexual liasons with anyone else on the premises.

What else?
05-13-2005, 04:01 PM
El Chupacabra

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viva

And, if we make the terms ridiculous enough, she will definitely back out.

Just use the term "bukkake" frequently.
05-13-2005, 04:08 PM
Viva

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Just use the term "bukkake" frequently.

Didn't know Yogachik could do bukakke.
05-13-2005, 04:10 PM
DJSapp

Frizzo, I merely gave a suggestion. My feelings about being mean to someone who is willing to trade sex for rent are my own, but if anything crazy or potentially damaging to the kid go down (crackhead splat, punk'd, rev splat, whatever) little johnny shouldn't be nearby. Who knows, Punani could always just show up and start a fight with Splat about stealing his woman.

Viva: nononononono. Do not outline our terms of 'rent payment' in any sort of language. She could always flip out and turn those involved in. Now an additional damage deposit for 'Whelk bukkake stains,' 'Regurgated pigeon carasses,' 'Excessive bus traffic,' 'Floor warping due to overloading,' and 'flood damage from being drown' is completely ok :biggrin:
05-13-2005, 04:10 PM
El Chupacabra

Yogachik could be capable -- (NSFW):

Very NSFW
05-13-2005, 04:12 PM
Jessica

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

This thread is awesome, and Yogachick is the woman. Spat is a hero for stepping up, too.

But there's no need to drop any bombs. Why do so many people think it would be cool to be mean to her? Can't it just be an interesting experience for everyone involved, that didn't work out?

I bet splat ends up banging her at some point
05-13-2005, 04:14 PM
Blurred

Wow, this is unreal. And, yes, what I think is the best TGR thread ever.

Splat, sack up and nail that hawg! (big balls if you go through with meeting with her......FKNA!!)
05-13-2005, 04:16 PM
yogachik

I already planted a seed that this might not work, and she's cool with it:

wwmdincali <wwmdincali@yahoo.com> wrote:
That should work, noon at the slide. I'll let him
know and then tell you what he'll be wearing. I do hope
that you are checking out other opportunities - I have
some concerns that this could go either way.

E

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 15:13:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>

of course, doll...
let me know if you change your mind...or if your reservations become overwhelming.
putting the boy down for nap now...

j
05-13-2005, 04:16 PM
Viva

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica

I bet splat ends up banging her at some point

I think Splat should spank her with a Bro ski- that would be some sick advertising if we could get a pic. Might break the ski though...
05-13-2005, 04:22 PM
edg

Two Drops.

edg
05-13-2005, 04:25 PM
Ski Monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viva

I think Splat should spank her with a Bro ski- that would be some sick advertising if we could get a pic. Might break the ski though...

Too fucking funny.

I agree though that you don't want to get the kid involved regardless of what you may think about her morals.

Any word on roo's reply?

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