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Anyone here ever pee’d in their coffee mug on a Zoom/Teams call?
Turn off camera, go on mute and let it flooooowwwww.
Of course I’ve never but I know a guy…
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You mean... for relief? Or to warm up the coffee a bit??Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Why not just turn off camera/mute and bring the laptop in the bathroom so you can pee in the sink like a civilized person?Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
No, but pre-wifi era I took a concall in a portapotty slopeside at the SLC olympicsQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Great option for dumps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
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Both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Norseman
Genius!
adds a splash of deliciousness and warms it up a bit.
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SINK PEEING
TL/DR, but the dishes are done!
At my prior job, I was on a customer call with our legal and their legal (always fun!) negotiating contract terms blah blah blah, when the Monte Cristo sandwich and multiple cups of coffee I had for an early lunch out with a friend that day hit me. Hard. That one sticks out, but man I’ve pooped on zoom calls too many times to count the past 3 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
I have too much shit hooked to my laptop to yank it and dip. The only reason I have a laptop is because they don't issue desktops. So I have all the accessories including two monitors hooked to it. And no, they won't give me a setup with a docking station.
So then yes, you have pee’d in your coffee mug.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
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Animals.
What they hell did you use to do in the office?
Good question.Quote:
Originally Posted by krp8128
I’d just walk out and go to the bathroom and come back. Not say a word to anyone but they would see I stepped out.
In a virtual meeting you would need to unmute and announce your break or IM the group on the call which is kind of embarrassing. Otherwise, if you just leave you risk someone asking for your input and they get silence and everyone wonders what’s going on with you.
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Chat feature, brb. That's it.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
I used to attend conference calls with a cordless headphones. I once went mute and took a dump during the call. It took one of my coworkers about a week until she mentioned I was not on muteQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
We all got over it. I grunt
Double mute.. Mute the WebEx/Zoom/Teams and the phone itself if you're really stepping out of the room for a minute..
2 minutes after being asked something... scrambling back..
"oops sorry I didn't realize I was double muted"...
https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-MtoQuote:
Originally Posted by MTT
This article came up today: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pe...zer/ar-AAXyzrlQuote:
Originally Posted by dannynoonan
I think they are missing important details:
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Collect your urine in a sealable and airtight container. To help with the smell, Rich Earth Institute recommends adding white vinegar or citric acid to the container before storing the urine.
Sanitize (if you need to). If you intend to share your crops outside your household, you should sanitize your urine by storing it in an airtight container at 68 degrees Fahrenheit or higher for six months. You don't need to sanitize the pee if no one outside the home is going to eat the crops, but use rubber gloves or wash your hands after handling urine.
Fertilize your crops. Apply the urine directly to the ground, not as a spray. The World Health Organization recommends waiting at least one month after fertilization before harvesting your crops.
Sink peeing was common in the college bars we frequented in Isla Vista. It was also common in Isla Vista house parties. If the line was really long the protocol in IV bars was a 'one in the urinal, one in the sink, one in the trashcan' methodology. I wouldn't have wanted to clean up Deja Vu the day after a big night.
I can't remember the last time I peed in a sink.
Yup, I have never done that you filthy animals. Jesus, go outside on a squirrel FFSQuote:
Originally Posted by Long duc dong
As teenagers we often smuggled a bunch of beer down to the basement through the hopper window.. but parents are upstairs and will be encountered before said teenagers can get to a real bathroom.. so laundry sink in the basement...Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
Laundry sink peeing is legit.
No shame there. Think of all the nasty shit that gets cleaned out in that basement tub.
Just. Please. Flush.
Yup, at a midwest party college I walked into the bar bathroom late one Friday night and found one guy peeing in the toilet, one in the urinal, and one in the sink. The sink guy looks at me and says “trash can’s open”Quote:
Originally Posted by Long duc dong
The truth...utility sinkQuote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot