I’ve been waiting for a Gross Point Blank sequel. Still hoping. It’s gonna be Awesome!
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I’ve been waiting for a Gross Point Blank sequel. Still hoping. It’s gonna be Awesome!
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Have you not seen War, Inc.? It wasn't good.Quote:
Originally Posted by jm2e
Because of a Vietnamese coffee reference in the opposing thread:
A guy who works for me is Vietnamese and knows I like some coffee. When he goes home or his family comes here they bring me coffee from Vietnam and the packaging is amazing.
Quotes from famous dead people that kinda mention coffee
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Coffee as the Most Special Energy On Earth
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Enjoy our coffee on your yacht!
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Or in your countach!
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ing-trail.html
A California woman plunged head-first into a filthy vault toilet at a national forest after dropping her phone in, then falling as she tried to retrieve it.
The unidentified woman lost her handset while visiting Mount Walker in Washington Tuesday during a trip to the Olympic National Forest.
She then decided to fashion a makeshift harness out of a dog leash to try lowering herself into the toilet, only for it to collapse under her weight - and send her flying head-first into the hole filled with human waste.
After 20 minutes, the woman managed to retrieve her device, then used it to call 911 to summon help.
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Originally Posted by KQ
Dog salmon conkin' the gillnet! Dunkin' floats!!
Sounds shitty
"I know, right? Of all the times to faceplant!"
Long Drop in Slow Motion, surely has flashbacks!
A mom and two small boys (five and seven) get on chair with me. I ask the kids my standard question
“Do you have the best mom in the world for taking you skiing on a school day?”
Older one puts finger to lips, looks up, thinks for a moment and sez
“Best in the whole world? I don’t think so…”
Ouch!
How about when you google anything now you get the “People also ask” just down the page.
there’s some really amusing stuff in those lists
It would be cool if you could add a kink filter to the results automatically.Quote:
Originally Posted by babybear
I think they already do that
Amusing, yes, also sometimes enlightening or disturbing, or any combination of the three. Looking up pregnancy/baby stuff up with my wife last year was a trip!Quote:
Originally Posted by babybear
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Oof... That is the old stomping grounds. I shared with my family and they are definitely amused. What got me was the "After 20 minutes..." LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
My sister says: "After hysterically crying for 19 minutes and actively looking for 1 minute...."
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Beethoven’s English was shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
But he was very precise with his coffee routine. Tgapp would approve.
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60 beans is way too many, Beethoven was a fucking scrubQuote:
Originally Posted by jm2e
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Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
Woah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
He has now just accepted a new offer to go work in NYC, live in Jersey City, NJ, with his ex wife, her mom, and their three kids under 6.
Spent 3 years in a divorce to now give up his freedom again and go back to dealing with the histrionic ex. And she really is a piece of work.
Would you make that decision for $100k more a year?
Guess this last part goes in the shit that annoys you thread. What.The.Fuck.
What kind of wingman are you?
I’m betting she pegged him.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
He's getting pegged either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
At a friend’s 40th birthday party tonight, I was offered molly, blow, and dmt, all of which I declined (hey, I had to drive home). The other guests partook, and as I was leaving, their drugs were kicking in as the DJ was cranking the Ramones, while a 50-something fit chick did a pole dance. Kinda reminded me of college.
I smiled as I snuck out the door; the next generation will be ok.
An additional $100K isn’t enough to get his own place?Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy