I am drunk and i shall contrinute this:
ni!!!! NI~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am drunk and i shall contrinute this:
ni!!!! NI~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS- bring me a shrubberyt!!!!!!!!!! one tha is nice and round with a valience around the side like so
Oh yeah... video post drunk do.
skiing Darth vader at about 2:50.
In my current state, I'm thinking we should make our own video to this song. take video clips when drunk, post them, I or someone else can cut them together.
But then, that will seem like a muc hworse idea tomorrow.
My breath smeellsss like pussy and I've been munchign since yestterady. But she's clean and ot... so it's alll goood.
I can't smell well right now.
Cho cchow mi amigsgsogsos.
Tom, you are such a huge fucking stud!
Tucker Max has nothing on you, you sexy mo fo. Please please keep us updated on all your tantilizing exploits, 8ball fused gangbangs, and general ladyslaying. With a stud like you behind the wheel, the Bus of Love only has one destination, and that's Pleasuretown!
Kisses,
Former Tom Conquest who is Still Pining Away
Yippity fuckin skippity we had grandma come over and babysit and went bumpin and grindin till some fat chick showed her tits.
Then we came to you, oh mighty collective!
HAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111
yes asdfiasodfn i love you allllllll.
Im still drunk. Good times.
Smoked the first whole cigarette of my life last night. Put a whole new spin on things.
PAGE TOP BITCHES!
Today went as follows: awesomely slow and boring day at work (still couldn't manage to crack 1 million on that ski game), kicked ass in lax (team won by like 10-15 goals and I had a nice HBA hit - head before ass - on a sweet pick), throwing down some vodka and chilling with the boys tonight, then tomorrow is co springs with a chica..,,,.,..then Sunday is rooftop madness in ulta pimp afasion.
Aliight.....back to me drink. :smile: :yourock: :the_finge :rolleyes: :D
It like being a virgin all over again. First drunk in many a year. My wife is pleasantly amused, but no sex in the future.
I don'tnow if I should be happy about having patrol buddies given the cold shoulder from the wife. I think I will make myself a martini and watch an old Bewitched flick.
Pulling a PBR out of an ice filled cooler after a few Sapphire tonix is good.
Which one of you in Euroland gots a recipe for a Brim (SP)? Summer is only good for BBQs and white colored fruit filled cocktails.
I AM A MONSTER!
I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!
Jager bombs > Me
m Not ads drnk as nick popaop??? but fuck, this is two psts today.
but fuck, butfuck he said butfuck, he he, he he [/beavis]
Hwy ASPLAT!!! ( I can't tell you how long it took me to find the "_(*P"+) in your name... (no backspacing there... :))
Anyway ... let me te.lll you all that I LOVE BOHDI @#$AR (where the hell is the exclamation phint... !!!!!!!! Oh, there it is...) for more than one reaeson... he started this bull-shit thread and he is a ROCK0-ASS of a friend... and I know he would be there for me if I needed him...
I lOVE this Bodhi!!!! (after I've been though a few @@@s and ####s...)
Shit... I need to drink less............... (but I still love you.... ).... ..... ....
Edit... cuase I have to ask... where are you Bodhi????? We haven't heard from you in a while......
HAMMEREDQ!!! or getting there. drinks on the ganouch tonight. :D
alright,....i'm on acid now....can someone watch me? plaease?
i'lll buy your food for the day.
promise.'
:D
and tha't snot a drunk post by nme.... being somwehwat seroius... my water looks like the vergion mary firhg tnow.
^^ Wow. So bummed to be missing the rooftop party. :rolleyes:
Dude. You moved to Denver. You should move back to NYC. Call us when ski season starts again.
fiestas are amazing. so is walking through burlington with a mexican poncho and a sombrero at 1 am
Do you know the three typs of orgasmis?
theres the positiv reeinforcement ortasm, oh yes, oh yes,
there's the spiritaul orgasm, oh god ot god,
and the faker ogasm, oh p-mcposer, oh p-mcposer.
I am in my summer school teaching hell...not much time to get on the Internet these days while teaching a group of thirty-seven 15yr olds modern world history for 5hrs a day in sunny SoCal when I should be out hiking, biking, surfing, anything but stuck in a classroom...but it all ends next Thursday and my summer will officially begin...hoo-rah!
Looking forward to spending time with you guys next Friday on the cruise for my b-day, I love hanging out with you older folks :p ;)
Give Maggie a hug for me and a cyber-hump from her boy-toy, the Dude.:biggrin:
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peace,
D.
ohhhhhhhh beer i loveyou
I love Miller high life.
house chores are more tolerable with alcohol...that's all
(wait did tha trhyme?):yourock:
crown and coke, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jesus fucking christ. I searched through 5 pages of forums before realizing I was looking at ski/snowboard instead of padded room. It's 2:30, I'm done school. Sobriety is overrated.
2 bottles of red down.
SEACREST OUT!@
Sometimes when I'm drunk, I type www.tetongravy.com by mistake....
from my other thread:
Fuck, I had a big party last night. It involved mass beer consumption, a bonfire, a can of gas, a hot tub, and me pissing in my closet.
Im at a total loss as to why my hiking boots needed to get wet, but theyre now out on my deck drying.
I remember bringing someone to bed with me, and theres a random pair of panties in my room, but thats all.
I wonder how I should subtly find out whose they are. This way I can put my night back together.
Any ideas?
beer is the worst thing to ever happen to me