What's New on The Snackscape, Cretins?

every time I see this thread title, I wonder what cretins taste like

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Originally Posted by ::: :::

every time I see this thread title, I wonder what cretins taste like

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Cant be any worse than chickpea veggie crisps

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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

Cant be any worse than chickpea veggie crisps

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don't judge a snack 'til you've had some. they are surprisingly toothsome.

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Originally Posted by The AD

Eating octopus just doesn't seem right to me.

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What about baby ones?
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I had one of these, there was a quail egg in the head. it was pretty gross, but probably better than chickpea veggie crisps TBH.

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Originally Posted by muted reborn

I had one of these, there was a quail egg in the head. it was pretty gross, but probably better than chickpea veggie crisps TBH

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Oh come now. Certainly trends set by former Presidents have some merit.

geez, there's the perfect slow pitch and not even a swing.

this place is slow

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Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

geez, there's the perfect slow pitch and not even a swing.

this place is slow

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Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

geez, there's the perfect slow pitch and not even a swing.

this place is slow

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no idea, sorry

Surely you're dismissing the potential of your chick peaness.

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Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Surely you're dismissing the potential of your chick peaness.

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I like my chicks without the peaness. NTTIAWWT

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

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Originally Posted by riser3

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

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You’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean in your mouth?

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Originally Posted by jmedslc

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Different! Very chewy but not overly so. Wicked salty so only taken in small amounts. Overall it’s a nice departure from Traditional meat jerky but fills the urge.

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https://youtu.be/aSZ-hogD8mg

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Originally Posted by The AD

Eating octopus just doesn't seem right to me.

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Because you wouldn't eat aliens from outer space, either, right?

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Originally Posted by ::: :::

every time I see this thread title, I wonder what cretins taste like

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Wasn't Yondu a Kree? He's blue like a Kree...

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The jerky isn't good, maybe a different flavor would be an improvement but I'm not sure. The other bag is delicious. Attachment 379345

Fucking Asians

Their food is disturbing

Nice folks. But they eat some weird shit

Going all racist on foods you'd better acknowledge this:

https://www.britishcornershop.co.uk/...rge/SCY405.jpg

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Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Going all racist on foods you'd better acknowledge this:

https://www.britishcornershop.co.uk/...rge/SCY405.jpg

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I know st threw up

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Giant sandwich not included.

Subtle, good. I’m not even a chip guy.

I AM a Cuban Sandwich guy though.

New find at Trader Joe's. Granted, I'm a kettlecorn addict, but this stuff is awesome. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...cfef1c6af9.jpg

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As seen on the faceplaces.

Why you be harshing some stoner's mellow?

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

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As seen on the faceplaces.

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So the crunch berries tear the shit out of the inside of your mouth and the smart food cheese dust pastes over them like spackle on drywall?