Open invite to ALPINEZONE.COM forums

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Originally Posted by Joe Dirt

April Fools?

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It has to be.
Not sure this AZ is actually from AlpineZone.com !
Can someone be that thick or stupid to continue to solicit so much hate. Not sure !
True or not this thread is a riot and if this guy is for real he needs to get a life. If not then we all need to enjoy this running joke and imagine its real.
If you read Alpinezone.com rules this could never happen there but real or fake ultimately this Thread makes us realize how much better TGR is.... thank AZ for that ! How ironic !

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Originally Posted by AlpineZone

If you guys were true skiers...

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you can't buy hate like this...you gotta look it up in the yellow pages...before

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Originally Posted by Big Snowballs

It has to be.
Not sure this AZ is actually from AlpineZone.com !

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Plenty of people here have actually skied with Greg from AlpineZone. He is actually real. His site is a little different though.

Greg, Nick, Hugh Jackman, Homer Simpson, I don't care anymore, I think trying to figure it out may have left SFB in an unending state of mental confusion

all I know for sure is that AZ is full of more win than anywhere else on the www

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Originally Posted by Crass3000

Plenty of people here have actually skied with Greg from AlpineZone. He is actually real. His site is a little different though.

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Wow he's real ! He needs to get it into his thick skull CENSORSHIP sucks ass. Fuck'n Puritan bullshit !

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Originally Posted by AlpineZone

*BUMP*! It seems an appropriate time to do this, as TGR seems to have "jumped the shark" and so many cool maggots have "crossed over" to our cyber-home. Tired of the foolishness? Come join the fun! :)

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Join the Fun? Censorship and big brother editing posts?

Nah. Not in this life, or any other.

So many cool maggots?

Yeah. Ooodles.

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Interviewer to Sean Penn- "whats YOUR idea of a good time?" S.P. " I dunno, two hookers, an 8-ball and a nice hotel room?"

*BUMP*for the 2012-2013 season! If you are tired of the juvenile guttersniping at TGR and yearn for a snowriding forum that matches your maturity level, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"! :)

I wonder how long I would last there. We need a contest to see who can get kicked out quickest over there.

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Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

I wonder how long I would last there. We need a contest to see who can get kicked out quickest over there.

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as long as you're not a moderator there I think you'd last at least a few posts:wink:


Greg has a point; most of use are turning into old, salty, ex-gnars. maybe we should start thinking about growing up and giving up our juvenile guttersniping?

Personally,
I'm working on it, but everytime I see the thread titled 'where to mount my skis' I just think "up your ass" and/or "in your mom?" ...baby steps....

I think guttersniping has something to do with shooting rats. Who doesn't love that?

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Originally Posted by AlpineZone

*BUMP*for the 2012-2013 season! If you are tired of the juvenile guttersniping at TGR and yearn for a snowriding forum that matches your maturity level, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"! :)

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Originally Posted by BigDaddy

Greg, there would be no greater honor than to have you in attendance at Ullrfest 2012.

For once, let someone extend you an invitation to "come and join the fun!" Unlike those other, lame preseason parties, at Ullrfest we believe in everything in moderation... including moderation.

I can also safely say, we will be keeping the bar, more than high.

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Greg, Come join the fun! :)

I'm kind of fond of juvenile guttersniping. It's bad enough being a grownup in real life; why be a grown up on the web? It's gotta be good for something besides buying shit.

Just laughed my ass off reading through this TR........MPPG....you will never grow up, but keep trying. At 42 it still has not worked for me but maybe a baby due in NOV will help...........................................pro bably not except for baby stuff.......
As for the guttersniping, it wouldnt be TGR with out it specially on the east coast.......a true MAGGOT would never jump ship and go to a second rate website........but hey keep trying, the reading keeps me entertained.........

AZ would be hard for me, how could I not mock vids like this. Lulzs at 2:36

Tell me more about the gnar of Rutland and the good time with matures.

Sent from my cell phone. no, a cell phone.

Case and point.

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

AZ would be hard for me, how could I not mock vids like this. Lulzs at 2:36

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Originally Posted by mtnbiker/boarder

MPPG....you will never grow up, but keep trying. At 42 it still has not worked for me but maybe a baby due in NOV will help

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That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! :biggrin:

Good luck with the baby (hope you can still make the 'fest.) You might finally "grow up" but we won't be able to tell with all the baby talk new parents start doing.
I can see it now; "who wants to do an icy-wicy, lugey-wugy? wheeee!":wink:

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

AZ would be hard for me, how could I not mock vids like this. Lulzs at 2:36

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Nice sound - typical dust on crust (or glare ice) - no doubt a "powder day" to some hardcore loserzone member.

touch me?

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

AZ would be hard for me, how could I not mock vids like this. Lulzs at 2:36

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"We hope you enjoy the extremeness of Bear Claw Woods"

wow, just wow

Pffft. I doubt any of you "pros" could do any better. Those woods are a lot steeper than they look in the video.

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Originally Posted by AlpineZone

*BUMP*for the 2012-2013 season!... all I can say is: "Come join the fun"! :)

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Greg, nice to hear from you again. I'd love to join the fun. I have a 2:45 with Hugh Conway, but can fit you in at 3:30.

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Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

I wonder how long I would last there. We need a contest to see who can get kicked out quickest over there.

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I'm amazed they haven't banned me yet and its been years.

This Thread is ammusing Joeys from the west bustin on Joeys from the East

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Originally Posted by boozy

This Thread is ammusing Joeys from the west bustin on Joeys from the East

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Look up some of the classic threads like "I'm not going to bother with SLC, since I can get twice the days in at Okemo and Stratton for the same $".

Gee, maybe you could just stay at the gnar that's Sundown (oh right, "the institution") and "ski" all day and night to get the most "runs" in and brag about it in your signature block.