The Gaper Spirit Animal

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Originally Posted by toast2266

But were there hot New Jersey babes?

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No. But I do alright. Just don’t tell my wife :D :D
J/K

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Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes

No. But I do alright. Just don’t tell my wife :D :D
J/K

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He already knows.

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Originally Posted by tgapp

micro pee pee confirmed
fuck off jong lmfao

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Whatever dude. Obviously the skiing was amazing, just see the pics.

AND networking = WINNING.

There are lions and there are sheep. So, which one are you?

bwahahaha
no way this is real.

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Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes

There are lions and there are sheep. So, which one are you?

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Orangutan, with flacca habit.

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Damn I really thought I was qualified.

peasant

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Is there an nft associated w this? I'd be interested in receiving a pre mine ahead of a coin launch. We could get Logan Paul and Tate onboard. Could be all time. I mean think of the networking.

with a peak skis sponsorship dude holy shit can you imagine?

My sarcasm meter may be off calibration

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Originally Posted by heckacali

My sarcasm meter may be off calibration

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I haven't checked my manual lately, but I thought it said something about avoiding sharp inputs. This could be a problem.

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Originally Posted by ASmileyFace

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Damn I really thought I was qualified.

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Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes

Honestly the skiing was pretty low key as I’m already quite accomplished in the mountains.

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SKI OFF!!!

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Originally Posted by This End Up

Yep, their first picture looks like a GSA disciple.

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LMAO got the iphony gaper in back too

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Originally Posted by BeefSupreme

^^
Couldn’t resist a quick instagram stalk. This is going to be an absolute gold mine.

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That initial teletubby photo alone...

Had to give them a follow.

On another note, I've been searching freaking everywhere for the full-gear-on-treadmill photo to show gym friends that don't believe. I've gotten nada. It's like it was scrubbed from the web. Anyone holding?

I'm a beta :(

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Fucking sigmas...

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Annual fee - $15,000.

Gold Jerry, gold.

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Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes

Whatever dude. Obviously the skiing was amazing, just see the pics.

AND networking = WINNING.

There are lions and there are sheep. So, which one are you?

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Hey JMoney,

I’m not a lion or a sheep, I’m a maggot. A maggot who owns a private island. Do you own a private island ?

You come across as very needy and insecure. Is everyone at Sigma as much a cuck as you ?

And STFU about networking. No one wants to hang out with a bunch of dweebs. All the networking I need will be at the Beaver yurt in February and at vendul’s in March.

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Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes

There are lions and there are sheep. So, which one are you?

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Dibs on sig line

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Originally Posted by Harry

Hey JMoney,

I’m not a lion or a sheep, I’m a maggot. A maggot who owns a private island. Do you own a private island ?

You come across as very needy and insecure. Is everyone at Sigma as much a cuck as you ?

And STFU about networking. No one wants to hang out with a bunch of dweebs. All the networking I need will be at the Beaver yurt in February and at vendul’s in March.

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Sure an island. I seriously doubt it Harry. I’m more interested in investing in mountain real estate. We are talking about skiing here.

Oh ya, and last I checked there weren’t any DENTISTS in Sigma.

you guys can't even attract dental level monies? good luck with that plan...



fact.

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Originally Posted by shank

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just taking dibs on that is pretty fucking funny!

Lmao

Doubt Harry? The man was the Mayor of Big Sky for Christ sakes.

He bought his island with profits from his mountain real estate investments.

You, sir, are an amateur. No t-shirt for you!

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Originally Posted by Djongo Unchained

just taking dibs on that is pretty fucking funny!

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spoken like a sheep

sigmas call dibs

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Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

No one should talk about the Sigma Club. Sigma Club is not for you guys. Sigma Club is for Alphas, not Beta TGR cucks.

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Since you all are STILL talking about Sigma Club, after being told it's not for you, let me set the record straight.

Last year I was an honorary Alpha member and went out with the badass bros for a beta test run with extreme guide "Jimmy Keen". Jimmy showed the crew the most badass approaches to backcountry skiing, taking us to some of the most secretive zones in Southeast Oregon.

All ya'll need to shut the fuck up unless you think you have what it takes to apply. And remember you have to apply AND BE CHOSEN. Sigma Club is probably not for you.