Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

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Originally Posted by TacocaT

For the those who are not on facebook I think this is the same video. I saw that guy from the chair Thursday and thought to myself "that is going to be one great movie."
YouTube - Loveland (POW POW DAY Part Duex!)

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the youtube comments are killer.

Watch him explain why he needs the mask: [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lCQgKWbafE"]YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado[/nomedia]

(Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)

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Originally Posted by Prodigy

The dude called the legal consumption of alcohol and topless women "backwards"...:nonono2:

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Personally, I'm all for the legal consumption of topless women.

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Originally Posted by Helldawg

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Originally Posted by soups818

Yep, that's a SPOT. I wonder if he was the douchnozzle that kept setting it off on Bethoud Pass last year, thinking it was a beacon, and causing SAR to respond everytime.

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JONG. SPOT don't do that...

Google it toolbox.

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Hey Helldawg, before you get all high and mighty you fuck head why don't YOU Google SPOT and tell me what it fucking says.

Direct from the SPOT website:

Functions:
SOS / 911: Use this function In the event of a life threatening or other critical emergency to notify emergency services of your GPS location and that you need assistance. The GEOS International Emergency Response Center alerts the appropriate agencies worldwide – for example contacting 9-1-1 responders in North America and 1-1-2 responders in Europe.

Before you throw out a JONG call-out make sure you are right....TOOLBOX! Now go fuck yourself.

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Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot

Watch him explain why he needs the mask: YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado

(Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)

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I got douchechills from watching that vid...

WTF is he doing at 6:00?

^^Agreed. It's really bad. Shittiest music too.

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Originally Posted by The SnowShow

I got douchechills from watching that vid...

WTF is he doing at 6:00?

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I don't know. I started at 3:30 and only made until 3:49. Painful.

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Originally Posted by karpiel

This is full of win. (fail?)
Loveland pow pow day!

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I knew I'd seen that dude somewhere before!

http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/1...hterpilot1.jpg

So I was bumping the Sugarloaf chair at Alta today...

Guy loading the chair, commenting on new snowfall to his buddys: "It's amazing what a couple of inches will do."

Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

Not really a gaper quote, but we all laughed.

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Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot

Watch him explain why he needs the mask: YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado

(Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)

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wow, its like a terrible wanna be warren miller.

he essentially talks about trying to breathe so he can get oxygen...wow

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Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot

Watch him explain why he needs the mask: YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado

(Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)

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"With big mountain Western skiing..."

Holy shit. Winter Park is my home mountain. I never knew before now how fucking core I am :yourock:






(I ski with a team of sherpas that carry 2 oxygen bottles each and have signed contracts allowing me to exit the chair lift first.)

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Originally Posted by soups818

Hey Helldawg, before you get all high and mighty you fuck head why don't YOU Google SPOT and tell me what it fucking says.

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Before you throw out a JONG Call Out Call Out :fmicon: make sure you know your shit fucking shit cunt bitch piss fuck tool

"Members of the Alpine Rescue Team have been working overtime to solve a mystery that began Dec. 14 when an emergency signal emanating from an ACR Electronics PLB-300 MicroFix was picked up by the U.S. Air Force. Since then, the same signal has bounced off a satellite from an area between Winter Park and Jones Pass on seven occasions, sending a cascade of rescuers ranging from the Air Force to state search and rescue (SAR) coordinators, local sheriff's departments and multiple mountain rescue teams scrambling to locate the signal and determine if someone was in need."

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_14169778


Ahahahah

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Originally Posted by The SnowShow

Even better: YouTube - Loveland Ski Area 2011

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He truly captured the experience of riding the catwalk from lift 4 to lift 8. Amazing! Also love the shots of his skis plowing through 2" of powder.

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Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot

Watch him explain why he needs the mask: YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado

(Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)

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Good thing he didn't spend any time on a magic carpet, that would be so much more tiring than sitting down on the chair.

check out the a basin vid on his youtube page, where they tear up greens...soooooooo douchey

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Originally Posted by The SnowShow

Even better: YouTube - Loveland Ski Area 2011

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This is why I shudder every time I see a gaper with a POV cam!
Nice choice, skiing the ridge in zero visibility. Knob.

The mask explaination was priceless!
"There really isn't ANY oxygen up here".
What's the top of WP, 11,000ft? Tell that to the guys that climb Everest without supplemental oxygen.
Does he realize that his mask doesn't supply oxygen?

wood one of you fags post something ohter than hate on this gaper ???
hate on me, hate on others, but let it go you fags !!!
sorry I don't get too many gaper guotes from the slackcountry, except from me !!!

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Originally Posted by Shadam

wood one of you fags post something ohter than hate on this gaper ???
hate on me, hate on others, but let it go you fags !!!
sorry I don't get too many gaper guotes from the slackcountry, except from me !!!

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He apparently has something going for him or the chick wouldn't be hanging out with him.
Unless it's his sister or something...

Looks like he lives in Highlands Ranch.

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Originally Posted by eshed

Here's a story from a buddy of mine: He was skiing somewhere on the EC (I forget where) and saw a Texan and his son standing at the top of the halfpipe.

Dad (to son): "Why don't you go on down in that stunt ditch and do something special?"

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Easily the funniest thing I've read in this thread

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Originally Posted by fluxrad

I knew I'd seen that dude somewhere before!

http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/1...hterpilot1.jpg

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Not that guy. This guy.

http://www.complaininvain.com/wp-con...darkhelmet.jpg

Anyone seen this yet:

http://27bslash6.com/f4s.html

thank you for making me laugh out loud. Special thanks to the short owner of Function 4. http://function4sports.com/. Can you please sign me up for 5 of the free board packages?

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Originally Posted by Ramsey

Anyone seen this yet:

http://27bslash6.com/f4s.html

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Simple, unadulterated win.

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Originally Posted by Ramsey

Anyone seen this yet:

http://27bslash6.com/f4s.html

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Pure awesome. Laughed my ass off.