NEVER MESS WITH A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
NEVER MESS WITH A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Exactly.......Quote:
Originally Posted by TahoeJ
That's why I can't figure
figure it out.
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs
Yea..... I'm not to sure either......
shit facebook link...ah ok
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150293374142540
funny, it said the message I entered was too short
That's really cool, although the guy who makes them is a looney.Quote:
Originally Posted by masterofgreenbeans
It took me a minute to realize what was the strangest part of this picture.
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Originally Posted by wicked_sick
you're not alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by TahoeJ
It took me until your post to notice. "You know how I know you're gay?"Quote:
Originally Posted by TahoeJ
^^^
Is that Micah Black?
(not in the sleeping bag- the excercise guy)?
why does the person on the right have a spare set of feet on their ass?
Holy crap that took awhile.... actually I could not find it. My pregnant wife had to point it out, after she was done laughing at me.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
The no less than 4 hints in theQuote:
Originally Posted by iamTRuTH
the thread didn't help?
I found it quickly, feel stupid as shit as I covered up each word, and then read it out loud. ha! when i 'saw' it, i felt sheepish.
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Originally Posted by iamTRuTH
can someone please just post what it is . . . cannot find it
no no.
1234
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Originally Posted by adam
I read 'special collection fo hunk that will more than likely be NSFW' in reverse chronological order...and i am sure IamTruth does too.
i also prefer to read after 5-6 tall boys too.
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Originally Posted by Downbound Train
Haha, took me a while for sure. Afterwards, so obvious.
It reminds me of this classic the professor showed us in psychology class back in the day
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/sto...sion/paris.gif
There are some other fun word illusions here:http://www.marcofolio.net/other/15_c...illusions.html