Around here they put the dog down if that happens. No debate or trial, it's a done deal. I'd feel terrible to lose my good buddy that way.
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the parents thing reminds me of used tool stores that have added signs "hey, there's sharp shit in here, parents control your brats" because apparently it's the stores fault if snotleigh crotchfruit douchespawn IV grabs a saw and gets hurt. even the fucking liquor stores have added signs that parents are responsible for shit their brat breaks.
Reminds me, I saw this sticker this morningAttachment 284005
There could be dark matter mixed with those rocks.
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Not if it’s very small....
Or if the mulch is a witch
Back in the old days you could count on a neighbor to help you; now they just step over your dead body and keep on going.
(Here's a true story--at the VA hospital an elevator door opens and a man falls out, having a grand mal seizure, foaming at the mouth, incontinent, the whole works. Medical resident, going home at the end of his day, steps right over the guy into the elevator and presses down. I saw that one*. Or another true story that was in the newspaper--a dead man rode up and down an elevator in a wheelchair at the VA in Chicago all day, finally noticed by someone getting into the elevator the next morning.)
*in case you're wondering what I did to help--I was a junior med student, I just hovered over the guy and pretended to be useful.
Migraine aura that hits just as I sit down to do some reading.
Fuck me, better make a cocktail and enjoy the show for the next half hour.
Kinda sounds like Iceman, only he'd be having a grand maul seizure.
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When you open the mail to find a check from a stoner client that reads pay to the order of $100.
Fastfred?
That $100 is a lucky guy.
All this damn rain we are getting in SLC. I don’t know how you Seattleites deal with this daily rain shit.
Probably in here somewhere already, but...
People who walk around holding cellphone in front of their face, on speaker, having a conversation. Why don't they hold the phone up to their ear (and not on speakerphone) like it's designed to be used?
It is the same self absorbed fucks who had Nextel phones back in the day. Brrrrppp
Gee thanks, asshole. :fuckyou:
ETA: Not sure why these photos are halfway Pio'd, they show up oriented properly everywhere but this post.