The Gaper Spirit Animal

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Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

Trying to keep up here. So the dude in the photo was recognized by someone and referred to this thread... and he threatened to sue over some of the people making fun of him??

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Seems like he couldn’t handle the fame. He became a legend. Worshipped by the faithful Pow and Gnar seekers who also hoped to someday be worthy of steep Alaska lines.

Perhaps it is like religions who are barred from created images of their deity? Perhaps spreading the gospel of the GSA was something that he and the world wasn’t ready for?

On the sticker re-issue, I’ll look into it after the holidays. I’d love to see if we can track down the original file. Otherwise, we can use mine as a starting point.

More to follow…

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Originally Posted by Bandit Man

Seems like he couldn’t handle the fame. He became a legend. Worshipped by the faithful Pow and Gnar seekers who also hoped to someday be worthy of steep Alaska lines.

Perhaps it is like religions who are barred from created images of their deity? Perhaps spreading the gospel of the GSA was something that he and the world wasn’t ready for?

On the sticker re-issue, I’ll look into it after the holidays. I’d love to see if we can track down the original file. Otherwise, we can use mine as a starting point.

More to follow…

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Make him a little smaller and add a drone following capturing the gnar he lays down everywhere

GSA became aware of the thread and was very upset at first, then I believe he and Splat kind of became buddies and it was all good. Something like that.

Yeah, that's how I remember it too.

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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

GSA became aware of the thread and was very upset at first, then I believe he and Splat kind of became buddies and it was all good. Something like that.

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So he thought it was funny after reading it while high...

The first of many tests of faith.


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Originally Posted by Bandit Man

Look what I found!?!

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Maybe we should make another run and see if we can rekindle the magic?

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YES. I never got mine, and the stickers are basically what is holding together my ski pod that this point.

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Originally Posted by TBS

I’m in for a bunch.

By the harness, by the pack, and the double GoPro. Amen

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Praise be to the upturned toe.

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Originally Posted by SUPERIOR

Did we ever determine if the GSA was self aware, and how that factored into his ascendancy? Or was it simply a rumor destined to confuse and befuddle his pious followers?


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As I prophesized, after reaching the pinnacle that is heliskiing in Alaska after his lifetime of training, he became self-aware.

No really, I predicted it, more as a joke, but I called it. I feel like I never got the recognition I deserve for that.

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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Praise be to the upturned toe.

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North to Alaska, always!

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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

GSA became aware of the thread and was very upset at first, then I believe he and Splat kind of became buddies and it was all good. Something like that.

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Yep, I think that he ended up skiing the Lhasa Pow or Lhasa Pow Fat as his main ski.

just skimmed through this again after a decade it still fills my heart while training for alaska.
I need stickers to prompt my daily devotions:jesus:

I'm in for 6 stickers.

Good times. This thread was wild and hilarious. Somewhere in here someone posted like a 15-20 min video of them following the GSA up some hike in Whistler (Blackcomb Glacier iirc) and slowly following down part of the run. Creeper (and devotion) to the max!

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Originally Posted by Single Track

Good times. This thread was wild and hilarious. Somewhere in here someone posted like a 15-20 min video of them following the GSA up some hike in Whistler (Blackcomb Glacier iirc) and slowly following down part of the run. Creeper (and devotion) to the max!

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Is that the vid with the snowboarder bowing in submission to his harnessness, or do I have it confusered with another?


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Originally Posted by Smoova

I'm in for 6 stickers.

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Same #TrainingForAlaska

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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

GSA became aware of the thread and was very upset at first, then I believe he and Splat kind of became buddies and it was all good. Something like that.

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Basically this. He was very upset about it for a week or so until Splat smoothed it out. Threatened with copywrite infringment or something due to some pics having the JP Morgan(?) logo in them or something.

in for 6 stickers if this thing goes through


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Originally Posted by TBS

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Today, riding the Skyliner chair at Mt Bachelor a guy sez “What’s that sticker that sez ‘Believe’”
Me: That’s the Gaper Spirit Animal. Praise be unto Him. By the harness, by the pack and the double GoPro. Amen”
Him: a look of ???
“He’s all of us with volume set at 15”
Him - ???
So I went thru the Story. All the gear. The pointed toe. Tram at ‘Bird. NYC gym stair-master, Training for AK .
The game of Where’s Waldo. The ‘Boat. Tahoe. Whistler. Other places I forgot.
And finally, the holy grail - Thompson Pass. Where he became self aware and ascended to parts unknown. I mean what else is there after heli skiing in AK?

He didn’t ask how he could become an Acolyte…

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Originally Posted by TBS

.... become an Acolyte…

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clearly he was unworthy.

you should have smote the fuck outta him
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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

GSA became aware of the thread and was very upset at first, then I believe he and Splat kind of became buddies and it was all good. Something like that.

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Yup. I won an EverWare contest that was supposed to be the rapture.

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Originally Posted by Single Track

Good times. This thread was wild and hilarious. Somewhere in here someone posted like a 15-20 min video of them following the GSA up some hike in Whistler (Blackcomb Glacier iirc) and slowly following down part of the run. Creeper (and devotion) to the max!

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It was upon the hallowed tracks of rabbit (near Pika's Traverse) on Whistler. Need to see if that video is still up.

I remember skiing that week and might have caught a glimpse of him from the lift, need to re-read the thread, comedy gold.

At first glance I thought they installed an outhouse outside

You would think step one of overheating would be to take off your jacket.

Oh no. The gaper spirit animal drops pants instead.

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Did the recent round of stickers ever come through? I would be down for one if so.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

At first glance I thought they installed an outhouse outside

You would think step one of overheating would be to take off your jacket.

Oh no. The gaper spirit animal drops pants instead.

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This is frowned upon? Sometimes a guy just needs to take off his pants and jacket...

It was St. Patrick's Day.

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Originally Posted by nordekette

Undies over longjons! I did that too for many years. The extra layer makes a difference : )

And if you pick up on the mountain u dont look like a gay ballarina when u undress. It never happened as far i can remember : ) maybe once : )

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It was St. Paddy's day so I had to rock the Shamrock Shorts™. Usually it's just regular lace panties underneath the tights.