Shit that annoys you

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03-02-2019, 08:52 PM
mcski

Shit that annoys you

I've never peed through the peehole of a baselayer in my life. Not even when using the toilet
03-02-2019, 10:04 PM
rideit

Schrodinger’s Annoyance:
Our cat has taken to pissing in the sink and shitting in the shower.
That’s annoying.
But what is not annoying is the fact that he chooses to only do this in relatively easy to clean places, and not on the pillows or somewhere worse.
03-02-2019, 10:12 PM
Danno

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideit

Schrodinger’s Annoyance:
Our cat has taken to pissing in the sink and shitting in the shower.
That’s annoying.
But what is not annoying is the fact that he chooses to only do this in relatively easy to clean places, and not on the pillows or somewhere worse.

That you know of.
03-02-2019, 10:26 PM
spanky

Shit that annoys you

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideit

Schrodinger’s Annoyance:
Our cat has taken to pissing in the sink and shitting in the shower.
That’s annoying.
But what is not annoying is the fact that he chooses to only do this in relatively easy to clean places, and not on the pillows or somewhere worse.

Look at the positive side... You’re close to getting him to go on the toilet!
03-02-2019, 11:07 PM
iceman

Hell I piss in the sink half the time, call that part a win.
03-03-2019, 06:34 AM
riser4

I piss in the clothes hamper and throw my shirt in the toilet. At least I didn't step in the bowl of Cheerios.
03-03-2019, 07:26 PM
happytimefunbox

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

Hell I piss in the sink half the time, call that part a win.

There is something about the ol beanbag on cool porcelain

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03-04-2019, 06:36 AM
riser4

Quote:

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

will you warn me which sink if we’re still invited over?

Right?
03-04-2019, 06:38 AM
riser4

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFugitive

There is something about the ol beanbag on cool porcelain

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I have short legs so it's not just a fleeting touch for me.
03-04-2019, 09:06 AM
glademaster

Next time I want to bitch and moan about relationship woes, I'm just going to write myself a letter.
03-04-2019, 09:18 AM
gloriawilloughby

I hate it when strangers tap on my shoulder to get my attention or use their hands to move me out of their way in the supermarket aisle. WTF? For me this is an act of aggression. Why? Why would I touch someone I don't know? Is private space an outdated concept?
03-04-2019, 09:20 AM
Timberridge

Quote:

Originally Posted by glademaster

Next time I want to bitch and moan about relationship woes, I'm just going to write myself a letter.

If you get bad advice and it doesn't work out, you have no one to blame but yourself.
03-04-2019, 10:44 AM
Danno

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

WTF.

wrong thread? https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...cer-quot-stuff

seriously, that is bizarre
03-04-2019, 11:03 AM
The AD

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

WTF.

That's amazing.
03-04-2019, 11:30 AM
MontuckyFried

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

WTF.

And THAT'S when you pull this maneuver. See the first pic in this post from grinch: -NSFW- https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...68#post5609668 -NSFW-
Muahaha. That mom deserves to get knocked down an Insta-peg or two.
03-04-2019, 11:39 AM
Danno

you should label that as a link to a NSFW thread.
03-04-2019, 11:40 AM
Woodsy

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

WTF.

FK that noise. Teaching my 5 year old a new move. " Face to cake." face first cake dive
03-04-2019, 11:45 AM
MontuckyFried

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danno

you should label that as a link to a NSFW thread.

Woops! Sorry bout that. Thought the NSFW right there in the link itself was enough but looks like it gets abbreviated. Edited.
03-04-2019, 01:46 PM
char_

Quote:

Originally Posted by gloriawilloughby

I hate it when strangers tap on my shoulder to get my attention or use their hands to move me out of their way in the supermarket aisle. WTF? For me this is an act of aggression. Why? Why would I touch someone I don't know? Is private space an outdated concept?

The words "excuse me" were evidently not taught to GenX from what I can tell. The 60+ crowd just runs into me with their cart.
03-04-2019, 03:21 PM
KQ

Quote:

Originally Posted by char_

The 60+ crowd just runs into me with their cart.

That's because by the time you reach 60+ you've had just about enough of other people. Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
03-04-2019, 03:23 PM
KQ

A high of 19 degrees in March.
03-04-2019, 05:51 PM
jackstraw

https://www.instagram.com/p/BumkDAYg...d=sof8pvvcd548

I need one of these shirts
03-04-2019, 05:56 PM
spanky

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackstraw

https://www.instagram.com/p/BumkDAYg...d=sof8pvvcd548

I need one of these shirts

I need that one and another that says, “I paid to hear the band, not some out of tune drunk trying to sing in my ear.”
03-04-2019, 07:02 PM
MMP

Quote:

Originally Posted by neufox47

People who get to the pre-check X-ray and decide now is a good time to organize and combine all their shit. You just stood in line to get your ID checked. Everything but your ID and ticket should now be in your bags. I’ve taken to just walking past them and tossing my bag on the belt in front of them. You are in precheck, that means you’ve done this before. Try acting like it isn’t your first airplane ride.

Actually pretty much everyone who needlessly delays me while traveling annoys me now. I need to quit flying so much.

Sat at the bar in SLC airport Friday and listened to 2 very important people taking very loudly on their phones with their computers open on the bar. One guy was 7 stools away and I could hear him clearly. The other was a woman wearing shades, who ate while speaking, and was just really impressed with herself. I drank 3 White Russians. It helped a little.

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03-05-2019, 01:48 AM
old goat

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

WTF.

My kid went to a party once where the birthday girl's mom was a chef. One of her pastry chef friends made gorgeous triple tier wedding style cake for her. Many pictures were taken. The kids got to eat it though. (Parents too.)

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