grrrr makes animal noises when he sees Richard Simmons on TVQuote:
Originally Posted by grrrr
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grrrr makes animal noises when he sees Richard Simmons on TVQuote:
Originally Posted by grrrr
Irul sucks A-Rod
MassLiberal is really a bible thumping right winger living in Southern Mississippi
In actuality, Powstash's surgeons were working on an empty space.
shmerham likes to fill Powstash's empty space
Lexi-Bell sounds like a hot-ass pornstar's name.
EDIT - I just noticed I didn't expose a secret.
Lexi-Bell is in porno.
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Originally Posted by DrRy
DrRy doesn't understand the game
mmryde likes to bang my mon.... she's been dead for two years:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrryde
mrryde practices his 'game' on 14 yr. old goth boys at the mall food court.
edit: Dammit, hemas!
Hemas is the only asian rastafarian in Hellsinki.Quote:
Originally Posted by hemas
MarsB is a 14 yo mall rat goth boy who is a tad slow
mrryde stalks MarsB on a regular basis
DrRy works security at the mall and looks a whole lot like John Candy.
grrr doesn't want you to know he's been neutered
ak_telemike doesnt want you to know he dresses like Prince on Thursdays
Stone free's name is really in reference to his horrible hereditary problems with passing kidney stones.
TacomaLuv's genius is shared by few.
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Originally Posted by WWCD
WWCD means "what would the caddy do?"
AKPM is too lazy to e-mail me high res pics
P_mcposer has less unclean intentions regarding AKPM's highres pics.
steve is posing in AKPM's unclean high-res pics
el chup and steve are doing unclean things in akpm's unclean hi-res pics.
. . .and steve likes it.
when adam picks his nose and no one is looking, he eats the booger.
(sorry but the various gay jokes are getting boring. move on to other flaws.)
squatch is pissed because he wanted Adam's booger
steve's self-effacing gay humor is a cry for help, but mostly just with the dishes.
Uber is slow on the draw.
Also, Ak Telemike has an affinity for boogers that know no bounds. He once traveled to Graceland in order to go booger hunting for Elvis's booger. He is happiest when his boogers are black, just like his men. When Ak Telemike has a snot rocket, he has afterburn - as in a shot of that peppermint liquor. If boogers were quarters, he'd have about a buck fifty - in his pocket right now, and hundreds more behind his couch. Ak Telemike now realizes that his creation of a "booger shake" was a terrible, terrible mistake, as was the "Booger Fritado." He was pissed when someone used his Booger Doorstop to mop up an oil spill on his driveway. Like the Innuits when they describe snow, Ak Telemike has over 100 words describing different types of boogers.
über draws childish pictures and pretends to have kids in order to get lots of chicks who want to "come to his place and see the sweet little buggers who drew these cute drawings".
And Sublte Plague has been victim to this plot several times . . .
Adam honors his late father (winner of the 2001 Darwin Award) in his avatar.
Don't fuck with Lumpy! :biggrin:
Shmerham should know who Lumpy is, but doesn't.
adam still needs to get avy gear and take an avy class
^^^ mike's a snowboarder who loves authority figures.
Cyber Cop's a snowboarder... buuurrrnnn :)
flabango is actually an obscure style of music involving playing an ukelele with a petrified flamingo penis
telemike is a flabango virtuoso
Very close... actually, "the flabango" is a term for when you use rythemic hip movements to make your penis swing back n' forth between your legs. If your junk's long enough you can slap your belly kinda of like a gorilla pounding his chest sorta statement. It's a wonderful tool for breaking those awkward moments on first dates... and chics dig it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_telemike
edit - And Squatch can't do the flabango cause he stuffs his junk in his trunk.
flanbango does "the flabango" on stage at gay strip clubs
DrRy is actually a scientist.
FrankZappa knows what's the ugliest part of your body
ak_telemike had to listen to this cd http://eil.com/newgallery/Mothers-Of...t-F-112356.jpg to verify his last comment.