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On one hand I really want to believe a salmon shark made it all the way there.
On the other, I want to know what kind of a dude drags a dead salmon shark all the way from the ocean a state and a half away only to leave it in the wilderness and hope that the bear don’t get it.
Maybe the bears got the first one- or the first three. That’s what I’m saying- dedication.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Do bear fuck with sharks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
Might have to ask Steve Sanders and Tara Reid about that one.
Either way, you’re probably right. “Welp, shit. Bear got another salmon shark before anyone found it. Back to the ocean boys to get us another”.
Never heard of Cookiecutter Sharks before.
New fear unlocked. Apparently they are aggressive little assholes.
Piranhas of the Sea.
https://apnews.com/article/6f3e4c3c0...43092462c3a349
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“Cookie cutter sharks grow to between 42 centimeters and 56 centimeters (17 inches and 22 inches) long and are named for the circular holes that bite in prey.”Quote:
Originally Posted by joetron
Yikes
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That's some fuckin nightmare fuel right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by joetron
I hadn't heard of them either until watching Shark Week with my kid this year. There was a story of a guy doing an endurance swim in HI when he was attached by one at night. Fucked him up good and was lucky he had his support boat right next to him to rush him to shore.
Endurance offshore night swim?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Except apparently Piranhas have never cause a human fatality and don’t even go after people. Justice for piranhas!Quote:
Originally Posted by joetron
That shark looks like it has some chest bursting dna. Fuck that thing
Sharks have something against Russians and I'm okay with it.
https://news.google.com/articles/CBM...S&ceid=US%3Aen
Not sure if you're being serious but that isn't true. People were killed just last year in Paraguay.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcski
Piranhas don't discriminate.
I think we was swimming Maui to Molokai or something, at night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Open ocean swimming sketches me out, at night not a fucking chance.
"A subspecies of cookie cutter shark indigenous to the seas near Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean are known to create mitten shaped holes in their prey."Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Like the devil-spawn of a shark and a lamprey. Fuck that.
That story is pretty bogus as there has never been a documented fatality previously. Other bodies that got chewed were most likely decaying drowning vics. Don’t buy into the anti piranha hysteria paid for by big capybaras IncQuote:
Originally Posted by east or bust
Meanwhile big chupacabra is over there laughing while you're all distracted.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcski
For how fun “chupacabra” is to say, you’d think it would have done a better job at entrenching itself in popular culture, but maybe that’s just how Big Chup likes it?
Big Bigfoot makes sure they dominate the media cycle so its hard for anyone else to get noticed.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Ummm actually their preferred identifier is Sasquatch
the label “Bigfoot” is rooted in body shaming
My favorite misconception about the Sasquatch is that they aren't naturally blurry and out of focus.
Yeti would like a word.Quote:
Originally Posted by bennymac
You filthy woke activists are not going to steal our premiere kryptozoological myth!Quote:
Originally Posted by bennymac
His fur is shaggy, wild and unkempt. And he knows his pronouns. He's not your rainbow haired non Binary big friend from the Woods!
"Bigfoot" is the name given to them by their colonial oppressors.Quote:
Originally Posted by bennymac
Speak for yourself!Quote:
Originally Posted by subtle plague
Seems pretty friendly to me.
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/p...hendersons.png
You know that the family the documentary is Based on had 4 kids before big foot? But your leftwing Media doesn't tell you that, do they?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
The kids apparently "went to Europe ". Yeah sure they did.
Back onto sharks, look what they had at this museum I went to
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So creepy
Got any of those fuckin creepy cookiecutters in a jar?Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
Actually I think so. Didn't get a picture, but there were definitely some alien looking motherfuckers in one section.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyy
You sure that wasn't a Chinese apothecary/restaurant for ED ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
You could make so many boner pills out of that room
... and then sell the well-aged formalin as as a boner preservative/Covid cure on the side.
And he had his own TV show in the 70sQuote:
Originally Posted by subtle plague
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Bigfoot or Deadheaad? It is Eugene, OR.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxEAo...RlODBiNWFlZA==
Piranhas doing work
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The replies are gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by joetron
Yeah they are. Subscribed.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/12/s...smid=url-share
Bull sharks living in an Australian golf course’s lake for 17 years.
Hey mate, let's socialize these Bull Shark to eating large hunks of meat from human hands and then hope for the best when they get washed back outta here one day.Quote:
Originally Posted by evasive_MT