Florida man says, wear a mask! Or else.
https://jonathanturley.org/2020/07/3...n-hotel-lobby/
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Florida man says, wear a mask! Or else.
https://jonathanturley.org/2020/07/3...n-hotel-lobby/
Looks like someone tried to stiff a lot lizard
tmz.com/2020/08/01/florida-man-hangs-on-hood-semi-truck-big-rick-highway/
She'll fit right in
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/elect...id=mailsignout
She's what a Jugaloo looks (and acts) like without their face paint on.
https://wchstv.com/news/offbeat/flor...UWpC5XcRC7CEkE
Mine don't smell, so not me.
Florida man stole bulldozer, ran down Biden signs in Haines City neighborhood, police say
https://www.fox13news.com/news/flori...ood-police-say
Here kitty kitty kitty
black-leopard-mauls-florida-man-who-paid-150-for-full-contact-experience
Definitely got his $$$ worth
This could be a double header Florida/Darwin post, but, then again, most of the Florida stuff, probably all, belongs in the Darwin thread, so, here.
https://petapixel.com/2020/10/30/man...-backyard-zoo/
I wonder if he thought "full contact experience" meant that he could get frisky with the kitty.
Who doesn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
Florida ingenuity
https://www.carscoops.com/2020/11/wh...-ford-mustang/
Importing bugs
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/loc...246893437.html
Florida man in training.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-te...ail&via=mobile Man Tells Police He Brought 8-Year-Old on Crime Spree to ‘Toughen Him Up’ The 36-year-old man claimed he brought the child on a spree of burglaries because he didn’t “want him to be soft.”
Meanwhile, in Florida....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxGA7fpfu0
Yesterday, my bro. pulls into a dive in Lake Henry for Lunch. The restaurant was full, but no one was wearing a mask. He sat at the bar and ordered. While waiting for his food, he overheard a woman say to her companion, "Have you heard of that place in Lake Placid that is offering $300 for a pint of COVID positive blood? I am doing everything I can to catch COVID, because that is easy money. Really, I wonder whether I can do it twice? One thing is for sure, after I catch COVID, I am going to give my grandmother and cousins big hugs, so we can take advantage of this free money."
Alabama man arms himself against Florida man.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...-in-lap-752903
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Originally Posted by Benny Profane
what an absolute unit
Not sure what he's worried about. Florida man is too busy offing himself by getting pinned while trying to break into someone's place. To use the parlance of our times, Florida man is not a worthy adversary :D
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...rtan-dhp-feeds
Is it the water? Too much sun?
https://weartv.com/news/local/gaetz-...capitol-attack
Nah; a simple case of toxic Trump poop ingestion.
Gaetz is a true fuck stick.
He actually fucking said this...."I don’t know if the reports are true, but the Washington Times has just reported some pretty compelling evidence from a facial-recognition company showing that some of the people who breached the Capitol today were not Trump supporters," Gaetz said. "They were masquerading as Trump supporters. And in fact, they were members of the violent terrorist group, Antifa."
He actually, really spouted this shit to the world.
Of course that shit rag paper retracted the bullshit claim and apologized to the facial recognition software company. But JFC a politician says "I don't know if reports are true..."and then spouts the reports... As if they're true... Fucking fire that asshole Gaetz
Florida man bad at fire. Fire hurt.
https://nypost.com/2021/01/12/florid...a-home-ablaze/
Wait .... Armie Hammer is a fucking CANNIBAL???
Floridaman is advised not to get drunk and rape his daughterhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...6054e0df37.jpg
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Ivanka must be looking tempting these days. But, he doesn't drink.
Whenever I stab people with ma squirrel, ma hand gets all bit up.
This week in my hometown.
FLORIDA AS FUCK!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...1603553754.jpg
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social distancing in effect i'm sureQuote:
Originally Posted by happytimefunbox
Another florida man in the news..
Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Sex With an Underage Girl https://nyti.ms/3ulBLz5
Read that article all the way through. What a freak. That thing about the 19 y/o son is whack. Pretty ballsy for a sitting US Congressman to be openly flying around with an underage sex trafficking victim. Sounds like they have shitloads of evidence on him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yonder_River
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WHOA WHOA WHOA people! This PR thread has taken a decidedly political turn! A politicians name has been brought up! The horror! Where do I piss and moan to the Mod Team to get this thread moved to Pollyass forthwith???????
For the pearl clutchers, and you know who you are........
And fuck Matt Gaetz, too.
It's OK. He won't be a politician for long.Quote:
Originally Posted by seano732
How was she not eaten by an alligator?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
Agreed, but totally not the point.....Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Florida man vs the Bible
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...m_source=share
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Florida Man skis at Keystone, violence ensues.
https://www.vaildaily.com/news/crime...ing-out-teeth/