What’s the difference between a Tele chick and Sasquatch?
One is big, ugly, hairy, smells really bad and hangs out at treeline
The other is a mythical creature
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What’s the difference between a Tele chick and Sasquatch?
One is big, ugly, hairy, smells really bad and hangs out at treeline
The other is a mythical creature
How do you make a dead baby float?
Root beer and 2 scoops of dead baby.
You know why hitler didn’t drink whiskey?
It made him mean
You know why he shot himself right?
He got his gas bill..
It’s cool ... I can joke about this stuff... my grandfather died at auschwitz..
Fell outta the guard tower...
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“I’m opposed to necrophiliac sex” he said in dead Ernest.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
I can’t jelly my cock up your ass
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Old man and old woman living in a nursing home. For the last 10 years after lunch, they would go to the TV room and she would hold his penis.
One day, she looked out, and there was another woman holding his penis. She approached, and said "I've been loyal and faithful to you for 10 years, I don't understand. What does she have that I don't?"
He replied "Parkinsons."