You got em, I'll take the streaming.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
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You got em, I'll take the streaming.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
This has me thinking. I’d be curious to hear, Mag by Mag, people post up one animal, or animals as the case may be, that they think they could take.
My rights include all video of SUF in combat, by whatever means of distribution.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
If by “take” you mean fight them to submission without weapons, then based on experienceQuote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
- 30 lb dog (in defense)
- Canada goose (live capture)
Correct. No weapons. No performance enhancing drugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
And fuck Canada Geese.
The goose (3 to be precise) capture was a college fraternity mission.
I don’t consider a shitload of tequila and a bunch of weed to be PEDs, and we wore gloves but were otherwise unarmed.
The trick is to grab them just under the chin with one hand and the front of one wing with the other.
I think we found the challenger
A few months ago, I was cornered by a pit bull that I thought was locked in his cage.
Back to the wall. Looking for a maul or any heavy object. None nearby. Was expecting to have to choke that bastard to death. Heart racing.
Fortunately he let me slowly slide away.
Fuck that dog. Not friendly.
My mom has two cats. One not friendly. I’m pretty sure I could win that fight though.
Everyone's got a plan until they have their face ripped off by a chimp.
Who are you, Colonel Parker? Better deliver with those terms.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
Besides, the IOC will beat you to it. I hear they need ratings.
I've had my face ripped off and body rolled by a pit. I'm sticking to resident heron fighter.
Has nobody mention that a chimp would steal SUF's face?I met an ornithologist who got speared by a heron. He had the beak pass through between the metacarpals.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Seems dead onQuote:
Originally Posted by TBS
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Seriously. Why do they even exist? We have ducks and swans...they bother nobody .. geese? Fuckers stand their ground and look scary.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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Somehow this seems racist? Maybe I'm off base?Quote:
Originally Posted by Toadman
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Wouldn't it be speciest? (How do i make it an adjective?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
And cage fights are woke as fuck! Portland has an antifa vegan tiger battle arena. Built by Texan taxpayers.
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Solid
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I feel confident I could take a chihuahua, though my ankles might sustain bites in the process. I would bow out if the opponent was a house cat though, those things are vicious.
I think I could take on a Dodo. With a bat. If it is given pcp.
A buddy's pitbull was latched on to his neighbor's pitbull. Buddy's other pitbull was in the mix. Buddy got bitten. Kicking the dog in the ribs wasn't even noticed while it was locked on. Grabbing the collar and pulling was what did the trick. Point is, the only reason I was able to get anywhere was that the dog was distracted. I could not take on a pitbull barehanded from the front.
Normally one sees bats when on serious drugs. You're saying give the drugs to the bat instead? Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by subtle plague
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Yeah, I’m not fucking with a chimpanzee
I had a mean dog charge me at the beach a few years ago when I was barefoot. My only move was to go in the water.
Once I was in the water I was pretty sure I could wreck that dog, not barefoot on land though.
No. I give the Pcp to the dodo. And I have a bat. Or me and the dodo habe a bat. I don't care.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
SUF can train with the dodo if he wants to. So they both get used to the powers of Pcp.
My wife was a dog trainer slash dog walker for a while. She's always said she'd take on any Doberman before a Jack Russell. Jack Russell terriers are the spawn of the devil.
How does PCP fit into her calculations?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain