Coronavirus complaint/commiseration thread.

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Originally Posted by DBdude

oh i do that too

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So what's the problem?

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Originally Posted by east or bust

Odds of a baby boom after this all blows over? Me thinks there are going to be a lot of horny people out and about.

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That and some states are using this as an excuse to outlaw abortion entirely.

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Originally Posted by DBdude

so I am the only dentist with corona virus induced blue balls?

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I’m not a dentist
But I don’t wanna fuck my wife. Recently

I tried buying a full body condom. Out of stock

When are you going to delete this thread bro?

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

I’m not a dentist
But I don’t wanna fuck my wife. Recently

I tried buying a full body condom. Out of stock

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she was relieved... kidding... good one

Wimbledon canceled!


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Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

When are you going to delete this thread bro?

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why can't we joke about this shit?

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Originally Posted by Cono Este

Wimbledon canceled!


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wimbledon, my favorite wank fest!

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Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

When are you going to delete this thread bro?

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who are you talking to, RootSkier? Why should he delete this?

I took it as a reference to that Core Shot thread, i.e. a joke but what do I know.

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Originally Posted by DBdude

wimbledon, my favorite wank fest!

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think of the strawberries and cream!

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Originally Posted by detrusor

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2020/03/...in-is-cutting/

8% of overhead....better cut that first. If they tried this w nurses they’d walk out. Admin salaries? No fucking way.


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My wife is being impacted by this shit. A Neuropsychologist that has had her hours cut to 3 days a week even though she has a crap ton of work.

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Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

My wife is being impacted by this shit. A Neuropsychologist that has had her hours cut to 3 days a week even though she has a crap ton of work.

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I'm worried that it will trickle down to my wife's position in IHC. They are way down on therapy hours right now and are trying hard to keep everyone working.

Same deal with testing in the lab. Everything other than COVID is way down and they are encouraging people to take voluntary time off, execs are cutting their pay, etc.

Scary times.

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Originally Posted by east or bust

Odds of a baby boom after this all blows over? Me thinks there are going to be a lot of horny people out and about.

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Children of the Quarn

In a few years they'll be the Quarn-teens.

Covitos.

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Originally Posted by Self Jupiter

Children of the Quarn

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Originally Posted by iceman

In a few years they'll be the Quarn-teens.

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🤣

Quarnilennials?

OK, Quarner.

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Originally Posted by east or bust

Odds of a baby boom after this all blows over? Me thinks there are going to be a lot of horny people out and about.

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quarantine != sexy time in general, but maggots are all above average.

Anybody with kids, decent knees, and a yard should consider a trampoline. Even if you don’t have kids. It’s hours of entertainment and killer exercise. Three weeks ago we were winded after a few minutes of hard jumping. Now, the kids can go for days and are toast by the end of the day. It’s legitimately keeping me sane. That and weed of course.

We have the cheapie from Costco that was like $250.

didn't know costco had cheapie weed... game changer. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

My wife is being impacted by this shit. A Neuropsychologist that has had her hours cut to 3 days a week even though she has a crap ton of work.

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Any excuse to pad their margins. If retail shops can find ways to pay their people huge hospital chains should as well

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Originally Posted by iceman

In a few years they'll be the Quarn-teens.

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Ok I lol’ed at this

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Originally Posted by snowaddict91

I'm worried that it will trickle down to my wife's position in IHC. They are way down on therapy hours right now and are trying hard to keep everyone working.

Same deal with testing in the lab. Everything other than COVID is way down and they are encouraging people to take voluntary time off, execs are cutting their pay, etc.

Scary times.

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I hope they both will be ok. Good luck.

Is your wife at Murray like mine? She tests 2 days a week and they put that on hold for a few months at least.
PTO is being used tomorrow unfortunately.

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Originally Posted by Supermoon

Any excuse to pad their margins. If retail shops can find ways to pay their people huge hospital chains should as well

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No disagreement here.

I feel for you with young kids who are bouncing off the walls. But with everyone staying at home, it's also some great bonding time. Savior these days as they go fast.

Daughter is now spending her final senior semester at home now and college graduation has been cancelled. I feel for these kids, too... but she says the food quality "on campus"" has improved ten fold and her new roommates are super cool...