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I love a good Florida headline.
Angry anglers lead to attacks, feces-smearing at Florida pier
My favorite twitter feed;
https://twitter.com/_floridaman?lang=enAttachment 200824
That's a good one for sure. Did you happen to check the link I posted which included this link to their next story?
Florida man accused of selling $13,000 worth of goods for $300
Anything that starts with "Florida Man..." is a guaranteed good read.
You people should be lucky that Georgians are willing to stand between the nation and this mess. :D
I was wondering just this very evening at dinner what Florida Man was up to these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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With N-word sign, Florida man could damage Tampa mayor’s gubernatorial hopes
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http://www.politico.com/states/flori...a-twist-109767
Like "the aristocrats" joke only worse.
That guy seems totally normal. Kinda like that Chappelle skit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phill
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Originally Posted by plugboots
Fuck a job. See, not everyone cares about working.
I frequently salute Georgia for this very reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Florida should secede and become a sovereign country. like Cuba norte or East Mexico or something. just think how much better electing a president will be without Florida to fuck everything up!
I have heard that Florida's laws make it very easy for the media to get information from law enforcement, much easier than other states. I would like to thank Florida for this wonderful window into its dysfunctional self.
Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...ushpmg00000009
That must have really pissed him off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skistack
We need to arm every penis so they can shoot back.
Hey, I'm walking around with a large concealed weapon at all times. Semi auto.
This Florida woman is 41?!! Wow, life's been a bit cruel:
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Same thing happened to Moses after God told him to do all that Old Testament shit.
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Life in the fast lane. Uh huhQuote:
Originally Posted by The SnowShow
Would it surprise you guys if I told you, I'm a Floridian?
Born in Winter Park. Folks live in Naples.
Whoop-Whoop
https://www.goodreads.com/series/170...ological-order
All you could possibly want to read about FL. And even though it is fiction, is it really?
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Originally Posted by buttahflake
Everyone's a Floridian, sooner or later.
Surprisingly, no.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttahflake
Not at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttahflake
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8...da-beach-vgtrn
A Drunk Guy Livestreamed His Police Chase on a Florida Beach
Now that is just great. bruhQuote:
Originally Posted by SkiBall
A DRUG dealer was arrested when he allegedly called police after believing his cocaine had been stolen from his car.
The Mail Online reports that David Blackmon, 32, of Florida called the police on Sunday morning saying he had cocaine and cash taken from his car.
Blackmon even reportedly identified himself as a drug dealer and said that $US50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine had been taken from his car.
But when police arrived they found the drugs by the driver’s door, where Blackmon said he last had it, along with a crack pipe.
Blackmon was arrested when he refused to follow police commands.
He is charged with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest without violence, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...72c3d5c970fa2b
Do you always hit the Early Bird Special?Quote:
Originally Posted by buttahflake
full auto from what I've been toldQuote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
And, she was walking a little bow legged when she mentioned that?
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Here'a nice little compilation that made me lol of some of the best headlines from Florida Man this last day of 2017
https://www.someecards.com/news/news...headlines-2017
Once upon a time a job brought me to Florida. Ended up quitting and working as a firefighter/medic for 7 years in Pasco County. While it’s a fucked up state that county leaned heavily towards the inbred whiskey tango population. They’re frequently featured on Live PD now. I saw enough weird fucked up things to last me a lifetime.
Police: Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames "hookah-smoking caterpillar"Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
Thats awesome
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Man Rigs Door in Attempt to Electrocute Wife
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In a weather irony, tens of people from Colo flock to FLA when it snows in the panhandle.
is there a thread for finding cheap flights to Miami ?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/explodi...port-1.4666319
Exploding vape pen killed Florida man, autopsy report says
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Blast sent fragments into the man's cranium and started a fire that burned 80% of his body.
According to an autopsy report released Tuesday, an exploding vape pen was responsible for the death of Tallmadge D'Elia, 38, in St. Petersburg, Fla., earlier this month. (Nam Y. Huh/Associated Press)
An exploding vape pen hurled fragments into a Florida man's head, killing him and starting a fire that burned most of his body, an autopsy report said.
The Pinellas-Pasco medical examiner's autopsy report released Tuesday confirms the vape pen was responsible for the May 5 death of Tallmadge D'Elia, 38, in St. Petersburg.
Such accidents aren't unheard of: According to a U.S. Fire Administration report, at least 195 electronic cigarettes exploded or caught fire from 2009 to 2016, and while no deaths were recorded in that time, the explosions caused 133 injuries, 38 of them severe.
'Projectile wound' to the head
Firefighters found D'Elia inside his burning home, the Tampa Bay Times reported. Officials found "extensive" fire damage in D'Elia's bedroom, where his body was found, but minimal smoke, the report said.
The explosion sent two pieces of the vape pen into D'Elia's cranium, the autopsy found. The report listed the cause of death as "projectile wound of the head." He also suffered burns on about 80 per cent of his body. The death was ruled an accident.
The vape was manufactured by the Philippines-based Smok-E Mountain. A company representative told WFTS news that its devices do not explode. The representative said it was likely an atomizer — the part a person inserts into their mouth — or a battery.
The representative said the company has had problems with other companies cloning its batteries, which makes them less safe. The company wanted to see photos of the device that was used by D'Elia.
The Food and Drug Administration has said it's not clear what causes some vape pens to explode, but it could stem from battery-related issues.
Video Shows Florida Teacher Allegedly Drowning Two Raccoons in Science Class
https://gizmodo.com/video-shows-flor...acc-1826098848