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My Girlfriend and I got invited to a Trailer park/redneck themed party.
I won't really have a problem with looking the part, but I need a little inspiration for the white trash/trailer park bit for her. Big hair, chain smoking bad makeup and pregnancy are a given... but what else?
Herpes blossoms and Linkin' Park, (along with 'panic panhandlers...)
Overalls + no shirt + bottle of MD 20/20
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Originally Posted by wicked_sick
tats
frosted pink lipstick
hair scrunchie (your GF will know what that is)
newport cigs
gold necklace with her name on it
tube top
oh shit! thats what i'm wearing today.
Some shitty dirty gray sweatpants, scrunchy, big hair, no make-up, cigs, shitty tube top.
when's the party? she should catch My Name Is Earl on Thursday night. Her name is Joy and she is stereotypical white trailer trash.
Baby on hip, barefeet, red plaid shirt (tablecloth looking) tied just below the tits, curlers in hair and a few scabs on the legs from the mosquito bites that have had the shit scratched out of them.
incorporate meth in there somewhere
she definitely needs two black eyes so you can say very loudly:
"Well, I had ta tell da bitch twice"
A little kerosene heater smell on her would not hurt either. Definitely try for the meth teeth.
Its the little things that count. Make sure she has alot dirt/blood crusted under her fingernails and stuff like that...
Perhaps this will be of some assistance for guidance.
www.trailerparkboys.com
Two words: Mustard stain.
Don't forget the mandatory tramp stamp.
great suggestions. I'll be sure to post a picture or 2
Yes, please do, as this thread will be worthless without.
a mullet is essential as well. do post pics - this could generate some laughs.
I promised pictures, so here they are. Click the thumbs to see bigger versions. I recommend it. Oh, and i have organized them into three groups:
- My costume,
- Sluts
- Misc. entertaining party pics.
Us.
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My woman.
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I appear to be dancing.
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Woman again.
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And again.
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SLUTS (I wasn't allowed to take too many pictures of other girls, and forbidden access to the camera when there were blatant displays of promiscuity.
do you see what I see?
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I wasn't allowed to take a picture of these youg ladies till they stopped making out.
:rolleyes: Her shirt opened up later too, and no one told her.
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Yes, there was a hot tub.
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Everyone could see her bum all night.
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Misc.
Our humble hosts were kind enough to supply two kegs of fine ale for our enjoyment. we didn't realize till too late that the kegs could be removed from the buckets by the application of upward force.
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First pour.
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Rockin Dino!
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Cupid has a cool bow. He shoots deer with it.
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This guy was a real piece of shit:
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This guy was a real asshole:
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This truck was in the yard. I've never had to look up at a ranger before. 38.5" tires.
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I look like a douchebag without the wig and coveralls.
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It was way more fun than the pictures made it look. Pitchers were given out instead of cups, and the 2 kegs were done pretty quickly. Glad I brought extra. Someone stole the bed I claimed, but they got puked on by a drunk girl who couldn't find the bathroom. Justice served.
You definitely need a mullet, wicked. ;)
Fuckin rad party, Seth! Ahh to be young, with lots of beer, chicks, and a hot tub......
Looks like a good party.
The black eyes on your gal are real convincing.
And WTF, was she impregnated by a Klingon???
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the MD 20/20 is essential additional to that I would go with work boots: unlaced, no socks, Skynard t-shirt: unwashed, BBQ stains where possible and commando with the pair of jeans that look like a French awning after Katrina.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJSapp
looks like you had the part nailed though.
party on dude.
oZz
Nice work!
WickedSick, Provider of teh stoke.