Vlad III

Sadistic tyrant or national hero?

You be the judge.

"The Impaler." What a fag.

Say what you will - he scared the shit outta Mehmed II.

So would that growth on your scrotum.

Which one?

And by "which one" I don't mean which growth - I mean which scrotum?

The one bouncing on your chin.

I heard somewhere that Vlad only killed, like, ten people.