Why can't I log in as myself?

Did teh haxzors st33l my account?

I went to log in, and now it doesn't accept my name and password. Tried to get my account reset, and it didn't email me my info. Now I'm stuck in alias land. Time to go stir some shit up, I forgot about half of these guys :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil

We're all totally on top of this. You should have gotten a bunch of new passwords by now. One of them ought to work.

Thank god, I thought dankhucker might have gotten up to no good.