She's lost it...

Maverick: [spots Charlie for the first time] She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: She's lo...
[catches up]
Goose: No she hasn't.
Maverick: Yes she has.
Goose: [objecting] She's not lost that lo...
Maverick: Goose, she's lost it man.
[walks off]
Goose: [to Mav] Come on!
[to himself]
Goose: Aw sh... I hate it when she does that.

Most homo-erotic movie, ever. Not that there's anything wrong with that-

you fuck up just this much [looks at cigar butt in hand] you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong!

Dear FNG,

We miss you

love,
everyone

So is this when i need to break out in song and start serenading all you guys?

YOURE EVEREYONE"S PROBLEM KAZANSKI BECAUSE YOURE UNSAFE

Mother Goose, you PUSSY!

Maverick - We were keeping up foreign relations. Giving him the bird.
Goose - You know, the finger
Charlie - Yes goose, I know the finger.
Goose - Sorry I hate when it does that.

Too close for missiles.

I'm switching to guns...

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the volleyball scene could easily be the opening scene for a gay porno.

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YOURE EVEREYONE"S PROBLEM KAZANSKI BECAUSE YOURE UNSAFE

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Sigh.

Iceman [Tom Kazanski] : You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe.

Maverick: Slider- man, (sniff) you stink!
Slider (sniff, sniff armpit)
Sundowner: laugh

Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

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Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

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Am I dating myself if I use this one on a weekly basis?

I see real genius in you're flying Maverick but I can't say that in there because I'm afraid everyone will see right through me and I don't want anyone to know I've fallen for you...

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bummmm, bum-bum, bum-bum...

<sidenote> My grandfather used to take me fishing and I'd always make him put the nightcrawler on the hook. When I was twelve he took me to see Top Gun in the theater and I was sitting there all embarassed during the love scene and he leans over and says "If you can watch this shit, you can put your own worm on the goddamn hook!"

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Kazanski was speaking at the time. I believe Mitchell's the surname you're looking for.

i feel the neeed

the need for speed


and my personal favorite

Viper: Good morning gentlemen the temperature is 110 degrees

Hollywood: holy shit its Viper

Goose: shit vipers up here

Maverick: yeah he's probably saying holy shit its maverick and goose

Goose: yeah I'm sure thats what he's saying