Help me pick a new middle name

My name at birth was Max Christopher. Around the time I turned one, the hospital lost my birth certificate, and my mom saw this as a perfect opportunity to annoy me for the rest of my life by changing my name to Gregory Maxwell while still calling me Max. Now I don't know how to sign legal documents because I don't know what name it's under. It's a minor pain in the ass, but it's one that can be fixed.

Maxwell is a rad name. I'm keeping that shit so that I can just be Max. I'll sign EVERYTHING as Maxwell, and people will get the idea. Thus, my new name will be Maxwell _______ Gosey.

A friend suggested "Danger", which I like. But more realistically I think I'd like something refined that will live up to the properness of the name Maxwell. Like Lawrence. ("Alexander" would give me the initials MAG. Not sure if I'm worthy of that.)

Please fill in the blank with your ridiculous, humorous, and particularly your constructive ideas. Thanks in advance.

I vote for ' -I-PAD!!!" HAH!!!

What is a Maxwellipad?

Power.

Duh.

-Homer

someone has to say it: bacon

Comesand
Therehe
Stopand

Likes Cock

Why do you want to come across as a blueblood Goy?

Be who you are, Man!!!

The only thing I can think of is "Fuckin'"

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Originally Posted by smmokan

The only thing I can think of is "Fuckin'"

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Best yet, but the courts prevent profane names. Err, that's what it said on "soyouwanna.com" about changing names. Not explicitly stated in Boulder County, but I would imagine it would be along that line.

And rontele, what the fuck, man? What has happened to you over the years? Seriously. I expect more out of you, but I'm starting to wonder if I even should... I'm sure Squatch could post something much more sarcastic, crass, creative, AND humorous. :nonono2:

Forgot to mention that my friend also suggested Power. Even suggested Danger-Power for maximum effect.

...House....
...Smart...
...Indiana Jones...

sell the rights to your middle name on ebay. if you do so, I would like to claim a negotiable commission (around 10%) for my idea.

Otherwise, Smart as waxman said or Klinger or Trojan or Gordon (for MG's)

http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/...0070526_L4.jpg

Max The Axe

Simon (MSG) "Yo, I'm bad fo' yo' health bitch, like MSG"
Ulysses (MUG) same idea

"Smart"

Or "Yoda"

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http://www.liacs.nl/CS/DLT/Stuff/pix/maxHeadroom.jpg

Xavier.....cuz X is the best middle initial there is.....

Cool Mo Dee?

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Originally Posted by Deep Days

Like Lawrence

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[R.Lee Ermey Voice] "Lawrence what, Lawrence of Arabia? Only Faggots and sailors are named Lawrence." [RLE Voice]

why stop at one middle name?

maxwell Bro Gosey

Odd Job
Octopussy
Dirk
Mankiller
Pain
Girth
...Just some more I thought of whkle cookin my 11pm bacon quesadilla

Rontele's avatar made his post a lot funnier than it should have been... at least for me.

The letter "Q" would be pretty cool.