A Jong Posts A Que

Hey, I have a que for the group. AM I A JONG....???...

I am 30 and have been skiing since I was 13... But I live in Tx... I go skiing 1 or 2 times a yr for 5 days of skiing each time. I ski blacks and double blacks most of the time... No backcountry yet though. and the deepest powder I have ever skied was about 10 in. I read all of these post that talk about jong mistakes and just wanted to know how these people stopped being jongs. how long does it take and what do you have to do to no longer be a jong. everyone starts off as a jong.... maybe to keep bad things from happening because of them someone should help them in the jong stage to get out of it.... Don't know ... Just a thought....


So back to my que.... If I have skiied a total of about 180 days in my life am I still a jong...???...

If you have to ask...

A jong says what?

Jong...:FIREdevil Sorry, had to say it:D

Edit... Damn, in the time it took me to relpy two people beat me to it!

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Originally Posted by coJibbin

Jong...:FIREdevil Sorry, had to say it:D

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You would know.

Skilover, you seem to be confused on the terminology, you may or may not be a gaper, but with 10 posts you are definitely a jong for now.

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Originally Posted by iceman

You would know.

Skilover, you seem to be confused on the terminology, you may or may not be a gaper, but with 10 posts you are definitely a jong for now.

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Knew that one was coming too! haha

You're a jong right up until the moment you post nekkid pictures of your sister on TGR.

Unfortunately, since you live in Texas, there's just no other way around it. Good luck.

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Originally Posted by skilover1961

But I live in Tx... am I still a jong...???...

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There's your first clue...

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Originally Posted by skilover1961

Hey, I have a que for the group. AM I A JONG....???...

I am 30 and have been skiing since I was 13... But I live in Tx... I go skiing 1 or 2 times a yr for 5 days of skiing each time. I ski blacks and double blacks most of the time... No backcountry yet though. and the deepest powder I have ever skied was about 10 in. I read all of these post that talk about jong mistakes and just wanted to know how these people stopped being jongs. how long does it take and what do you have to do to no longer be a jong. everyone starts off as a jong.... maybe to keep bad things from happening because of them someone should help them in the jong stage to get out of it.... Don't know ... Just a thought....


So back to my que.... If I have skiied a total of about 180 days in my life am I still a jong...???...

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Dude, are you fucking retarded? Experience is what you need.

If you choose not to be a jong, move to a place where you can ski. If not,
SHUT THE FUCK UP, JONG!

Troll or King Jong ... you make the call:eek:

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Originally Posted by skilover1961

So back to my que.... If I have skiied a total of about 180 days in my life am I still a jong...???...

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You will ALWAYS be a JONG. Some people here ski that many days in a single year.

Although I think you're a really lame troll. Probably a jong's lame attempt at trolling, which is pretty damn bad.

Just shoot yourself in the face, and never come to a resort where you think I might just possibly ski someday.

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Originally Posted by GI JONG

If you choose not to be a jong, move to a place where you can ski. If not,
SHUT THE FUCK UP, JONG!

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SIR, YES SIR!

PERMISSION TO SHRALP SICK GNAR SIR!!

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Originally Posted by iceman

You would know.

Skilover, you seem to be confused on the terminology, you may or may not be a gaper, but with 10 posts you are definitely a jong for now.

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ok if I have terminology wrong then sorry.... and thank you for letting me know....

Now onto the rest of you .... edit..... people.

If I am posting. attemping to improve apon myself and you want to blast me for it.... go right ahead... I am a big boy ... Trust me I can handle it.
In fact I hope it helps you release some of that pent up pussy you have inside yourself. If not then maybe you need to talk to you mother about that monthly problem you seem to be having...

"SKIIED" IS FUCKING SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone who cannot spell ski, skiing, skis, and their derivatives correctly is either a jong or of significantly below-average intelligence.

And dude... you asked. They answered. Is any answer other than "There, there, son. You're not a JONG. You just don't ski much" the wrong one?

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Originally Posted by Deep Days

"SKIIED" IS FUCKING SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone who cannot spell ski, skiing, skis, and their derivatives correctly is either a jong or of significantly below-average intelligence.

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Dude...quit being SUCH a looser.

you are a jong untill proven otherwise.