Why are you being such a pu55y and bitching on the main forum? Also, when are you going to hire me as TGR's general counsel?
Thanks!
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Why are you being such a pu55y and bitching on the main forum? Also, when are you going to hire me as TGR's general counsel?
Thanks!
I rated this a one. I was going to kick into a few alias and keep rating ones but I hear that's frowned upon.
I kicked in a one * just because.Quote:
Originally Posted by L7
1* for terrible.
I was born that way. It's fun. Never.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
And you forgot to say "Thanks in advance."
Point well taken. Who do i send my resume to?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
Thanks in advance!
Doesn't matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Hey junior lawyer to be:
NEVER END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION!!! :the_finge
"TO WHOM do I send my resume?" would have been more appropriate.
You'll never make law review editor with that sloppy slang.
Oh, and the Committee on Character and Fitness called.
They read your entire TGR file and decided you were unift for admission to the bar based on your frightening fecal fascination.
I was a senior articles editor, I dealt with substance, not grammar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
But,
Thanks in advance!
And I would submit to the Character and Fitness Committee that rather than focusing on any fecal fascination, they should skew the inquiry to rather look at my fascination with slaying public toilets.
Cmon, you can pay me Tate's salary. I am ill with my negotiation skills and think of all the transaction costs TGR will save by having me as in-house counsel.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
Thanks in advance!
And it's contagious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Dude man - I aint no esquire but I think its like not really a good idear to solicit for business when you aint yet in the business unless of course you add some like legal disclaimer that you aint yet em-bared or whatever they like call that legal legalizing process for like lawyers, and shit...dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
I sure as hell hope this isn't an example of your best work....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Unfortunately, it is ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldMember
Or he could say, "Who do i send my resume to, bitch?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
To whom do I send my resume? Uh ... bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nohillsnearby
But it still doesn't matter.
Why? Am I too funny for you and realize that hiring me would completely derail your operation as my wit and humor would lead to total unproductivity on your part?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
Not that you really do anything but bitch about people bitching about thread ratings.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
I think the lack of productivity would result from the office disruption created by the rough anal sex and bondage you and hot tate would be engaging in throughout the workday when you really should have been monitoring the forum for internet, trade and copyright violations.
And as if having the office reek of "Santorum" would not be enough, think of the unhealthy workplace environment you would create by slaying the TGR bathrooms after a night of PBR drinking with the toothless redneck gay rodeo clowns at the Virginian Saloon followed by greasy wontons and egg foo young at the Hong Kong Buffet.
oooooooo.......not looking real good for ya. :fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Thanks in advance???? Fucking rookie. Lawyerspeak is "Thank you for your anticipated cooperation."
BTW...that GC job is mine bitch. Right Mr. Suit, sir?
Subtle, real subtle. Niiiiiiiice.......Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
irul is about as subtle as a Klan member at the million man march.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldMember
^you forgot to say wearing his best pressed dress white's.
Rontele, i think your luck is running out here as there is absolutly no subtleness left in this tr. You might want to try the grab your ankles and beg for Suit to be gentle approach...If you don't, Irul may beat you to the donkey punch