Gonna be a looong night.
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Gonna be a looong night.
the US is turning into Tijuana?
well, we HAVE been gettin' fucked like a two bit crack whore...
come on ASSES!
Don't do crack - it's a ghetto drug.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Thats why I stick with Meth, not to mention you will save so much money on tooth paste.Quote:
Originally Posted by cj001f
it doesn't matter, because when people get tired of the democrats being in office, it will switch agian
yeah, the fat elephants didn't cause ANY damage the last six years...what does it matter.
I thought that was so you could go to church!Quote:
Originally Posted by Donkey Punch
Nice indifference. So ... What are you doing to change things?Quote:
Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime
Come for Jesus!
Mormon girls love that line.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Catholic girls, too!
Ladies and gentlemen, kids of all ages, step right up, feast your eyes.
Here’s something you’ve never seen before, its guaranteed to satisfy.
Acts of wonder, feats of amazement are waiting for you right behind the door.
Its money back guaranteed fun for the family, you’ll be there begging for more.
Welcome to the donkey show.
I’ve got a ticket if you want to go.
Welcome to the donkey show.
Check it out bro.
Don’t drink the water at the donkey show.
Its brown and dirty for sure.
Ice cold beers is the only way to go.
It’s good, its wholesome, its pure.
I met my girlfriend at the donkey show.
She’s only half me age.
I was disgusted but then I fell in love
When I saw what she did on the stage.
So tell your friends, your aunts and uncles.
You know they all wanna go.
Next time you’re feelin’ a little bit freaky
Check out the donkey show.
redrum redrum redrum. impeach bush. redrum redrum redrum.
SCENE THREE
CATHOLIC GIRLS
A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants
for the broom dance, the, baked goods, & FATHER RILEY
making sure the lights don't go down too low...
FATHER RILEY AND VARIOUS PARTY GOERS:
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
JOE:
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO When they learn to blow...
FATHER RILEY: They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
MARY:
Warren Cuccurullo...
FATHER RILEY: Catholic Boys!
MARY:
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Boys!
MARY:
Vinnie Colaiuta...
CHORUS:
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!
WARREN:
Carmenita Scarfone!
FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!
OFFICER BUTZIS:
Hey! She gave me VD!
FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls!
WARREN:
Toni Carbone!
CHORUS:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!
JOE:
VD vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
LARRY:
She was on her knees,
My little Catholic Girl
CHORUS:
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH! (etc.)
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go to the church club every week.
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think
Pure Thoughts
But one night, at the
Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...
Bump, for HAH! sake!!!!!