A nun and a cab driver

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, sister, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you've been a nun as long as I have, you see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had this fantasy ... to have a nun kiss me."

"Hmmm," the nun says thoughtfully. "First, you must be single and secondly, you must be Catholic."

"Yes," the cab driver says excitedly. "I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK, the nun says, pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts to cry.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, sister, but I've sinned," sobbed the cab driver. "I lied and I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

"That's okay," says the nun "My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."