Why I hate UPS

Somehow, I managed to lose the one pair of pants that I ride downhill in, so after not finding what I wanted in the shop, I ordered another pair earlier this week. I did the 2nd day air thing so that I could have them for the weekend because it's looking like it'll be cold.

Day 1 (Wednesday) - for some unknown reason a signature was required. I was not home, they were not dropped off, little yellow sticky on my door..

Day 2 - I had to work 2nd shift, so I called and asked if I could just pick them up at their customer center. No, I couldn't because the package is on the truck. Can I have the signature thing dropped? No, apparently only the seller can do that. They told me I could fill out the little yellow slip of paper they stick on my door and have it delivered elsewhere, so I try that.

Day 3 - Assuming that the package is now going to my friends house, I leave work at 7pm. Arrive home to another little yellow sticky on my door, stating this was the last delivery attempt. Apparently they did not try to deliver to my friend's house.

Day 4 (Today) - It's Saturday and I'm working, not riding

Day 5 - Tomorrow is going to be rainy and cold and I am going to be wearing shorts. Thanks to that stupid fucking company.

Day 6 - I have to waste my time and gas to go pick up my damn package that I paid the hosers at UPS to deliver. I will still be wet, cold and angry from Day 5.