Organic Ho (NSR)

Just a fun little Monday morning NSR story....

So you know how nonprofits sometimes send solicitations for donations and include little items like mailing labels? Well, I get an envelope on Friday from the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society and see they've included those. Cool, I think. I can always use those (even though I'm fully aware it's a sneaky - but effective - little tactic to get you to give).

Well - I look at it, and I start cracking up. Either someone was having fun, or their database is f***** up.

My business name is Organic Events, and my last name is Holmgren, so somehow it all got merged and now I have a stack of mailing labels from:

ORGANIC HO

Sweet. And don't think I won't be using those suckers.

Who do the hippies from the commune go to see when they get horny?

I've found Organic Hos to be much nicer than those raised in overcrowded barns.

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Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier
I've found Organic Hos to be much nicer than those raised in overcrowded barns.

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Yep, ain't nothing like a free-ranging ho.

You pay her with granola.

not so completely random thought-
I have been buying cage-free eggs lately.
The happy chickens in the photo on the carton really got me.

Chickens can smile? That should worry you.

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Originally posted by rightcoast
I have been buying cage-free eggs lately.

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Really? I always keep my eggs locked up, just to be safe. Before, they were always chasing cars or attacking the mailman.

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Originally posted by Viva
Really? I always keep my eggs locked up, just to be safe. Before, they were always chasing cars or attacking the mailman.

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Those crazy eggs, ya never know where they'll run off to..

I think you have a new handle there, Organic_Ho.......