post 'em up..
I'll start.
"I went skiing once, but hated it. My jeans were caked in ice and slush by 10am, and I was too cold."
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post 'em up..
I'll start.
"I went skiing once, but hated it. My jeans were caked in ice and slush by 10am, and I was too cold."
you mean "snow-skiing?"
"liftie is not a word"
that's one i still argue with this one kid over
"wait...it's April, how are you going skiing?"
"I voted for Bush."
A great one told to me about 20 minutes ago by my writing teacher:
"I'm heading up to the mountains this weekend, and I know it's gonna snow. But you won't be able to ski, so don't even think about it."
Muahhahaha! Little do you know bitch.
"How can you stand the cold? Wouldn't you rather go someplace tropical?"
Sprite
"There's skiing in Wyoming?"
**yawn**
"snowboarders suck"
...get over it dude and find something real.
"There's skiing in California?"
they were 'skiiers' from Boulder
why do you need so many pairs of skis?
"Can you do black runs?"
"You're going out in that? But it's dumping snow"
"I don't ski anymore because I'm from Colorado and the snow here [Washington] isn't as good."
I bet they were "skiiers" from Boulder.Quote:
Originally Posted by cj001f
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monique
I don't get it?:confused: ;)
"Can you ski on those?" **points at my skis
"You bought another pair of skis? How many is that?"
"2"
"Jesus man, why would you need more than one!"
Yeah, I bet you get that from non-skiers/riders all the time, you fucking fool.Quote:
Originally Posted by _dris
edg
When people say-
"I've lived in Colorado my entire life and NEVER skiied. Not once" :eek:
"I havent even tried parabolics yet"
hah, its the same in salt lake. I asked kids from where I went to high school if they would meet up big cottonwood for a short hike and I have to explain to them where it is...:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone-Free
Scene- conversation/small talk with coworker last December
Me: Oooooh. Ski season as started!
Coworker: You're a big skier? I'm a big skier too!
Me: Cool! Where do you ski? You heading up this weekend? There's a HUUUGE storm!
Coworker: I ski at the Tahoe Sierras. In fact, my wife and I have booked a condo there for the 2nd week of March!
Me: (thinking) You are NOT a skier so STFU JONG! GRRRR!!!!
"I cant wait for summer" <slap>
I once had a conversation along those lines with a girl who lived in an Austrian ski resort She had never skied in her life. I thought it was a crime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone-Free
Turns out she was into sailing and got all excited when I told her I was brought up in Southampton.
I have never been on a sailing boat in my life. :redface:
"I can't ski because I have bad knees"
"Our group would like to cancel our trip to your ski area because we don't want to ski on man made snow." News flash bitch, to ski in michigan is to ski on man made snow.
"Can't you ski in the summer now, they have snowmakers right?"
"Those skis are too big to be snow skis, they really have to be meant for waterskiing." Pointing at my Bros on the one day it was deep enough to justify using them in Michigan.