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ups...sorry(( not correct topic i'm too drunk... I'm Genrich Shilyaev...
fcuk
,,
sorry arain
Never draw to an inside straight.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkMans
never play a 2/7 offsuit
ride the white line on blind turns
Don't pet the sweaty things.
Keep backing up till it sounds exspensive
It's not a good idea to put your cock in the George Foreman grill
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Never fry Bacon naked.
There are very few ways to end that sentence and have it not be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keoni
- Never pee into the wind
- Never drunk dial with your phone
- It is okay to buy cheap beer; but never, evah, buy cheap whiskey...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate
dont get into a battle of wits with a Sicilian
...when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...Quote:
Originally Posted by Alyeska_Skibum
After chopping jalapenos or habeneros, be sure to wash your hands before taking a piss.
Don't pull on Superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger, and
Don't mess around with Jim.
Don't eat yellow snow.
(1) post
(2) locate crack pipe
Don't call what you're wearing an "outfit."
EDIT: This guy has done this before
Don't pet a burning dog.
Don't poach and be caught.
Don't ask "are you pregnant?"
Geez, all over the innternet, and basically exactly the same post each time. Odd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
Take the red pill. No, wait the blue!
EDIT: This guy has done this before[/QUOTE]
What the hell could he possibly get out of it?
"Take the pills before the Vodka. Otherwise you might not get all of the pills down."
don't mess around with Slim.
or rub that ichy eyeQuote:
Originally Posted by snow_slider